Prof. Ann O'nymous

third year English professor trying to survive neurotic students, helicopter parents, and weird-ass faculty.

[Prof. Ann O'nymous @TheUnkProfessor]

Rage is exhausting. Don't forget #selfcare during the apocalyptic dystopia that is our life now.

[Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire]

Me to @hsifyppah: "You know what really gets my goat?"
*long, portentous pause*
Me: El chupacabra.

...I am SUCH a good friend.

[Flora Carr @floracarr_]

Terry Pratchett’s hat and scarf are on an empty chair in the front row of the @GoodOmensPrime world premiere, as promised by @neilhimself
#GoodOmens

[Prof. Ann O'nymous @TheUnkProfessor]

@ITeachHR Thank you. I am too. I used to love teaching. 😢

[Prof. Ann O'nymous @TheUnkProfessor]

@PhD_femme Thank you. I really hope so.

[Prof. Ann O'nymous @TheUnkProfessor]

@MustLoveText @ComfortWeight That's an idea. I may have to look into that, thank you!

[Prof. Ann O'nymous @TheUnkProfessor]

@jjenna @robo_tabby I'm exploring some other options, bc I'm just not sure this is the right job for me, and i don't think i can go back to adjunct life

[Prof. Ann O'nymous @TheUnkProfessor]

@robo_tabby the job market is horrible, and the worst part is that i don't even know that i want to teach anymore, but I'm not sure what else i can do.

[Prof. Ann O'nymous @TheUnkProfessor]

@jjenna @robo_tabby I'm glad that it worked out for you! (Admittedly, also jealous, but y'know, i s of those days)

[Prof. Ann O'nymous @TheUnkProfessor]

@Literature_Lady The job market is rough. Good luck to you, and i hope the same for you: something perfect for you AND makes 💰

[Prof. Ann O'nymous @TheUnkProfessor]

@Literature_Lady Now i need to figure out what to do with my life... 👎🏾

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

DO 👏 NOT 👏 FOLLOW 👏 SOMEONE 👏 WHO 👏 HATES 👏 YOU 👏 INTO 👏 THE 👏 WINE 👏 CELLAR 👏 ON 👏 THE 👏 PROMISE 👏 OF 👏 A 👏 FINE 👏 VINTAGE 👏

[Prof. Ann O'nymous @TheUnkProfessor]

@DapperProf2161 @MeanestTA My introvert/recovering from terrible shyness face said:

[Prof. Ann O'nymous @TheUnkProfessor]

@profannieoakley Same syllabus, same texts, same major assignments, and absolutely no deviation allowed. Individual class schedule and policies are separate docs.

[Prof. Ann O'nymous @TheUnkProfessor]

@MeanestTA As someone who doesn't like the attention and only barely likes the family, i did exactly that.

Me: Oh, yeah, remember BF?
Fam: Yeah when is he gonna put a ring on it?
Me: 2 months ago. Btw, I changed my name k bye!

[Prof. Ann O'nymous @TheUnkProfessor]

@PhDisillusion Thanks!

[Prof. Ann O'nymous @TheUnkProfessor]

@thephdstory Deep breaths

[Prof. Ann O'nymous @TheUnkProfessor]

@ComfortWeight

[Prof. Ann O'nymous @TheUnkProfessor]

@thephdstory Early morning encouragement: you are good at what you do! You rock!