Deadpool

Well hello there.My name is Deadpool.So you're here to creep my Twitter ? That sounds like a great time,Hope you have fun ! and enjoy all that is awesome...Me !

[Deadpool @TheUnkillable]

Hey I thought that entrance was pretty good thank you very much!

[Deadpool @TheUnkillable]

"yeeeeeeeeeeessssss?"

[Deadpool @TheUnkillable]

Did someone say babythrowe--- I mean babysitter?! https://t.co/B8doOb9WKl

[Deadpool @TheUnkillable]

@_princessharley "Aww! I wuv yew too! And Sure! That sounds like fun!" he replied with enthusiasm, jumping up in the air

[Deadpool @TheUnkillable]

@_princessharley He squealed happily at the kisses, hugging her tighter "Huh uh you are!" he replied playfully, grinning softly

[Deadpool @TheUnkillable]

@_princessharley Is suddenly hugged, blinking quickly in confusion "Well hi there!" in return he hugged back, patting her on the head

[Deadpool @TheUnkillable]

"Woo! Take that everyday !" https://t.co/vCtUq50ika

[﹙❛ ً 𝓑𝐚𝐛𝐬 .ᐟ ┊ ᬊ . ’- @batofintellect]

#mancrusheveryday @TheUnkillable 🦄✨💞

[Deadpool @TheUnkillable]

@_princessharley at her as her head rested on his chest, giving her a gentle squeeze

[Deadpool @TheUnkillable]

@_princessharley "So no staring at naked old people... Gotcha. What about a petting zoo?! Or running over naked old people?!" he looked

[Deadpool @TheUnkillable]

@_princessharley Oh well that was a nice feeling, he couldn't help but nod in response "Oh I'm sure I, can! what can I do?!"

[Deadpool @TheUnkillable]

@_princessharley close abd nuzzled into his neck, his smile wide as he watched her

[Deadpool @TheUnkillable]

@_princessharley "Well I missed you too! And I'm here now! If the man upstairs is done moving that is!" he held her closed as she pressed

[Deadpool @TheUnkillable]

@_princessharley around her waist

[Deadpool @TheUnkillable]

@_princessharley He's now just screaming on the inside as his face was peppered in kisses, enjoying ever moment of it as his arms wrapped

[Deadpool @TheUnkillable]

@_princessharley Yes he'll accept these nuzzles gladly "I missed me too! Wait i meant you! Yes I missed you too!" nailed it!

[Deadpool @TheUnkillable]

what's this?! Is he popular?! He'll take it! Loud squealing Deadpool noises "..... Hi there!" https://t.co/7vMij8O145

[Deadpool @TheUnkillable]

gone for four days and she's already found a new red, tight, handsomely tight, hunk of a Deadpool. No he's not upset https://t.co/mkAaj5zvMc

[Deadpool @TheUnkillable]

@_princessharley "sure!" gosh she was just too adorable to stay mad at he-- wait nose bleed!

[Deadpool @TheUnkillable]

@_princessharley "I wuv you too!" He grinned, pulling her closer*