Mortified_Guy

The shit I see on here is mortifying. Father. Engineer.

[Mr.K @Realsociedad10m]

W杯でアメリカ行かれる方へ
宿泊先のホテル近くに Texas Roadhouse があったら即GO‼チェーン系のレストランですけどコスパ最強のステーキが食べられます。 特に Ribeye が最高

[Mortified_Guy @TheUnsurprised]

@swishwavii @DailyLoud I can’t believe he went on this podcast and said that shit.

[Mortified_Guy @TheUnsurprised]

Superman wouldn’t have gotten this information outta me.

[Club Shay Shay @ClubShayShay]

"I would never allow that to happen again. You can't get that image out your head. He was doing it so good I said, 'I know she don't want this after that.' He in there dog walking her. In full control of your old lady. I damn near called the police. I thought he was an intruder. I was curled up in the bed for 3 days straight. I never got over the pain. ... He swung a little harder than me.” - @HaHaDavis

[Mortified_Guy @TheUnsurprised]

@SavinTheBees Lmao, he was doing tricks on it.

[International Cyber Digest @IntCyberDigest]

‼️ Apple is allegedly building a feature that lets carriers block apps on your iPhone in iOS 27 if you miss a payment.

The string reads: "If your balance isn't paid in full by the time specified in the contract, [carrier] may block access to most of your apps and their associated subscriptions on this iPhone. You'll still be able to use [some apps] and these apps."

The carrier name slots into a placeholder, and a short list of apps would stay usable. Aaron notes the meaning is still unclear.

Screenshot by MacRumors' @aaronp613.

[Mortified_Guy @TheUnsurprised]

NBA live on PC, brings back memories. 🥹

[NLSC @TheNLSC]

Happy 53rd Birthday to Bryant Reeves!

Big Country with a big dunk in NBA Live 2000 PC.

[Mortified_Guy @TheUnsurprised]

😂 his feet are done for.

[Haji @khal_haji]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[#FreeStove @Yeahhmayne]

@wavecheckers Nigga in the background doing tricks on it😂😂😂

[Mortified_Guy @TheUnsurprised]

@Yeahhmayne @wavecheckers 😂😂😂

[Mortified_Guy @TheUnsurprised]

@42WarShip

[Mortified_Guy @TheUnsurprised]

Realizing you overthought yourself out of some pussy, has to be infuriating.

[Mortified_Guy @TheUnsurprised]

Bro was on the 1 yrd line and ran a play called streaks.

[Kid Chaos. #Discipline Sucka Free. @KidChaosMIA]

I was talkin to a girl for a few weeks one time n when I went to pick her up for the first date, we got like ten minutes up the road n she said sumn like “ion know if i feel like being out fr”. I replied “i feel you” n immediately took her back home n spent the rest of the night getting “you’re sensitive” n “I ain’t mean it like that” texts. Idc. All I gotta do is sniff I’m more into you than you are fw me n it’s clipped. Yall niggas are just desperate n have no dignity. Ida left expeditiously

[Mortified_Guy @TheUnsurprised]

Nice way to make yourself unemployable in the future. 🙄

[That COMICBOOK Guy @Culture3ase]

‘OBSESSION’ Art Director calls for industry reform after getting paid less than $7k as film passes $200 Million globally, becoming Focus Features’ Top movie of all time.

[Mortified_Guy @TheUnsurprised]

😂😂💀

[Mortified_Guy @TheUnsurprised]

@glorp_enjoyer @Pirat_Nation

[Mochi @Kagemochi1]

So where did all of Minato’s money and properties go after he died as Hokage?

[Robert Littal BSO @BSO]

Why Broncos Jonathon Cooper and Girlfriend Jade Fiegen Were Both Arrested After She Decided to Go Through His Phone and He Decided to Eat Her Phone (Photos-Police Report) ==> https://t.co/dk2q8YY9TA

[Mortified_Guy @TheUnsurprised]

@Comptonx187 @LUXURY0RN0THING In the floor, they pop-squats.

[Mortified_Guy @TheUnsurprised]

@Comptonx187 @LUXURY0RN0THING That was a women’s restroom.