The Untrustables

Ever growing List of people who can’t be trusted. Questioning List contents or preferring the middle seat on a plane gets you ON The List. No pollitics. Parody

[The Untrustables @TheUntrustables]

People who clap when the plane lands...welcome to The List.

[The Untrustables @TheUntrustables]

@Curt_Cornell @PGALockerRoom They've been added, along with one just for @PGALockerRoom. Repent now, sinner. You have no one to blame but yourself.

[The Untrustables @TheUntrustables]

People who use bulletpoints in their complaints, welcome to...The List.
#Untrustable

[PGALockerRoom- @PGALockerRoom]

People who I don't trust.

•People who bite into ice cream with their front teeth.

•People who smile with their mouths closed.

•People who drive into the sun without sunglasses.

•#Golfers who say they are an 8 handicap. 🏌️🏻‍♂️

[The Untrustables @TheUntrustables]

People named Brandon Rose, welcome to...The List.

#Untrustable
@Curt_Cornell

[Brendan Moore @bmoorecfb]

3 ⭐️ QB Brandon Rose (6’2” 195) commits to Utah.

Ranks (2022 class):
• National: 677th
• Position: 43rd

Rose had other offers from Arizona State, Boise State, Colorado, Kansas, Nevada & Northwestern.

[The Untrustables @TheUntrustables]

People who ask Twitter for parenting pro tips...welcome to The List.

#Untrustable

[John Shute @johnshute_]

Going to be a father in 6 weeks. Any pro tips?

[The Untrustables @TheUntrustables]

@JohnHotsauce @Curt_Cornell @FrancoPinyan I know without asking that Jaxon uses OPP for his ringtone.

#Untrustable

[The Untrustables @TheUntrustables]

@SharylAttkisson I'd ban People who think cilantro tastes like soap.

I'd also add them to The List.
#Untrustable

[The Untrustables @TheUntrustables]

People with hyphenated first names, welcome to The List. #Untrustable

"An FBI agent was shot Friday and a suspect identified as Eric Mark-Matthew Allport died after a shooting outside a Detroit-area restaurant, authorities said."

https://t.co/HmrqeCFIUl

[John Hotsauce @JohnHotsauce]

.@TheUntrustables People's whose carry-on is a guitar. Get your dumb ass on The Fucking List.

[The Untrustables @TheUntrustables]

People who take pictures of fireworks, welcome to The List.

#Untrustable

[Ivanka Trump @IvankaTrump]

💥💥💥

[The Untrustables @TheUntrustables]

People who are mammophobic, welcome to The List.

#Bazongist
#Untrustable

[The Untrustables @TheUntrustables]

People who thin chartreuse is a real color, welcome to The List.

#Untrustable

[The Untrustables @TheUntrustables]

@JChar325 Go be anti-capitalist somewhere else, dude.

#NoHateSpeech

[The Untrustables @TheUntrustables]

@kbarnish You don’t tell me tha fuck!!!

[The Untrustables @TheUntrustables]

People who prefer warm public toilet seats, welcome to...The List.

#Untrustable

[Curt Cornell @Curt_Cornell]

@TheUntrustables Adults that speak in a baby voice to other adults

#Untrustable
#TheList

[The Untrustables @TheUntrustables]

People with an organized kitchen junk drawer, welcome to...The List.

#Untrustable
#BreathyTalker

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People who are 96 y/o test pilots, welcome to The List.

#Untrustable
#Unbreakable

[Chuck Yeager @GenChuckYeager]

You won't believe it. I don't believe it myself - 96 today. How to live to 120? Live to 119 and then be very very careful :-) Celebrating with friends

[The Untrustables @TheUntrustables]

People who apostrophobic can join them.

#Untrustable
#FriendlyFire