John Madon

All thoughts are the fault of the pop culture that programmed me.

[John Madon @TheUnwiseGeek]

I'm at the restaurant now picking up the same order, including the "out of stock" item. I called it in 30 minutes . They didn't start making it until I got here. There was no reason to be charged the cancelation fee. Do better, @UberEats

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The UberEats app reporter an item as out of stock. I removed the item, and when I tapped Add Item to replace it, it sent the update to the store without govomg me a chance to select an item.

[John Madon @TheUnwiseGeek]

UberEat's app bugged out and I'm still on the hook for the cancellation fees. Top notch policies. There shouldn't be a cancellation fee within one minute of placing an order.

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The only parallels that I can see between Jake Paul and Hulk Hogan are the blond hair and the non-zero chance of walking out to the ring with the steroid needle still stuck in their butt.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 John.

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@stay_l0ki Checking in on you, pal. Are you alright? Have your hands stopped shaking?

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@HeroicLeigh @discord Jeebas....

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@mg_holla_holla This was an epic selfie.

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I did a password reset for my username (I still remember it!) and even though I know it's a web security practice, and that there's objectively no reason to keep user data from (ugh) thirty years ago, it was nice not to see a message saying the username doesn't exist. :D
9/9

[John Madon @TheUnwiseGeek]

For a lot of happy and painful reasons, I'm feeling nostalgic today. This is going to be a long post.

When I was 10 or 11, I rode my bike up to the local public library every chance I got. I was a voracious reader. I learned better that way than via organized classrooms.
1/9

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That CD completely altered the trajectory of my life. Also, particularly important to me at the time, this OS cost no money.

I ran across the SEFLIN page today on a drive down memory lane and I'm really happy to see they're still out there.
8/9

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I'm not sure if I'm allowed to say this because of the fragile egos of billionaires, but I'm on BlueSky now. Same handle. Ban me.

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@SamWizen @cpscott16 I can tell that you tried really hard not to make any spelling mistakes. Good job, sport. You're going to be so good at words when you grow up.