Jason X

I provide the best worst advice for personal growth. Soon to be published novel by Aaron R. Garcia IG: @theuserpool website:

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Are you a part of the solution or the problem?

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When I'm working remote, I say, "I'm remote today." See what I did there?

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@Jennyablue Yes, there's a ton lately!

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Do guys get perms anymore? Or am I thinking the 70's? I feel like Peter Frampton was big just a few years ago...

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I'm a screenwriter. My script is going into production in the summer. Release? 2024? What do I do in the meantime? Yes, pitching other scripts. But... Advice?
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Here it is again, because it continues to piss me off...

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Chapter 39: Fake Smithee.

"You need to speak the language around here if you're going to pretend to be someone who doesn't exist at this Company."

- The User Pool

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Tucker Carlson and Justice League...

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They just installed these in the office for private conversations. But I use mine for a private slip 'n slide.

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The moment before he knocked me out. Nobody told me this was a kickboxing match.

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5 Compelling Reasons to work from home | @scoopit https://t.co/fvTDeliFCp

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I'm banning the Oscars until they have a category for the "Best Boy" crew role. We deserve to know who's the best of the best.

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I think this writer is awesome, for some reason hmm.

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Right now, I'm wearing a nice polo and boxer briefs.

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I'm ready in case Russia fires a nuke at us. I built a bomb shelter in my attic by putting tin foil on the windows. Sorry everyone, only room for one.

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Not quite ethical...

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Dan Rather once said: Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. You know alligators can run up to 20 mph on land, right Dan? I'm surprised you still have legs.