Dinekos Fangs

[Dinekos Fangs @TheVampireEm]

*2012, Constantinople, holy palace, 11 AM, me and all the good vampires (Crimson Nobility, AVS, Sang Bleu, etc.) were online playing Black Ops II team death match*
Me: *gets sniped by Catherine de Medici (sang Bleu)* STOP THIRD-PARTYING MEDICI!
Lord Windsor: Never trust a French.

[Dinekos Fangs @TheVampireEm]

My human version's DMC counterpart in SDT. Badassery at its finest.

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I should've pulled the trigger on him immediately.

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*1990, 70 years after von Strikenbacher died in 1920, the song "Collision of Worlds" plays*
British Crimson Nobility and American Vampire Society:🧛🏻🥂🧛🏻
Lord Windsor: We can't pretend to live on different planets!
Jessy Burnham: damn right, brit!
Me: Strikenbacher was the evilest

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@Wjateru Rock on my favorite mortal friend... Rock on...

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Damn, I look CLEAN as a vampire hunter!

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Dracula: I will rule the world!🧛🏻😈
Me: are you sure about that? *Loads my revolver with silver bullets*☦️🧛🏻🏹🔫

[Dinekos Fangs @TheVampireEm]

My personality traits.
#1: Humble, as in my coronation speech in 867 I said "I do not view myself as a god among men, but as a man among god."
#2: Diligent, I have worked hard since 407 AD, since I was 5!
#3: Kind, due to my Orthodox religion, I'm always kind and sparing.

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Take your helmet off, we're not fighting the tyranids.

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Sometimes my human counterpart loves Country music.

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GO BACK TO THE PITS, YOU- No, no, no, just kidding! You can stay, but as long as you're not in Devil Trigger form trying to light the Holy Palace on fire or flood the city.

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Damn! I didn't know my human counterpart was famous!

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@Wjateru Too bad I'm a vampire... 😔🦇☦️

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@Wjateru GET YOUR TAILS OUT OF THE WAY, MADAME ODIUS, I'M TRYING TO DRINK MY CUP OF ANIMAL BLOOD!😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🧛🏻🧛🏻🧛🏻🦇🦇🦇☦️☦️☦️

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@NoneG47990 @Wjateru Thanks! 🧛🏻☦️🏹🦇

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Harkon, you better be scared, because my Desert Eagle has a .50 AE silver standard with your name on it!

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Transform into a vampire lord and I'll pull the trigger!

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Try to turn into a vampire lord and you're getting a silver bullet to the heart, Harkon!

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Lord Harkon, the more you fuck around, the more you find out.