TheVelvetHammer

Equal parts Jedi & Sith Lord. Living rent free in your head since 2020.

[TheVelvetHammer @TheVelvetHamme3]

@stoolpresidente @CathyEngelbert How can they be so dumb to do this?

[TheVelvetHammer @TheVelvetHamme3]

@CordovaTrades 😘

[TheVelvetHammer @TheVelvetHamme3]

@CordovaTrades @TicTocTick Good one! 😂

[TheVelvetHammer @TheVelvetHamme3]

@CordovaTrades So does Yukon Cornelius!
https://t.co/hl4pHB0gMx
Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

[TheVelvetHammer @TheVelvetHamme3]

@LongTplexTrader You may ask yourself...

[TheVelvetHammer @TheVelvetHamme3]

@KirkHerbstreit So sorry for your loss, Herbie. That's a very bad day.

[TheVelvetHammer @TheVelvetHamme3]

Happy birthday, beautiful! @CordovaTrades

[TheVelvetHammer @TheVelvetHamme3]

@unusual_whales Or, we could cut spending, especially all the waste internal to government

[TheVelvetHammer @TheVelvetHamme3]

@Sarah_Katilyn M series 👍

[TheVelvetHammer @TheVelvetHamme3]

Bruins win!

[TheVelvetHammer @TheVelvetHamme3]

@elonmusk *some. Certainly not all

[TheVelvetHammer @TheVelvetHamme3]

@CordovaTrades @elonmusk Where I live dentists ride Harley’s. My dentist loves hers.

[TheVelvetHammer @TheVelvetHamme3]

@CordovaTrades He was so lucky to have the best dog mom ever. He's chasing squirrels in heaven. So sorry ☹️

[TheVelvetHammer @TheVelvetHamme3]

@greg16676935420 Leftover pizza

[TheVelvetHammer @TheVelvetHamme3]

@THESEHAWKSROCK @CordovaTrades @PoolsansE Pretty sure the restraining order precludes that

[TheVelvetHammer @TheVelvetHamme3]

@THESEHAWKSROCK @CordovaTrades @PoolsansE Just admit you’re gay. Nobody will judge you

[TheVelvetHammer @TheVelvetHamme3]

@brimmer_kel @CordovaTrades Sorry, Avis, we don’t give a shit about the #2 conference

[TheVelvetHammer @TheVelvetHamme3]

@CordovaTrades Fuck the Big10

[TheVelvetHammer @TheVelvetHamme3]

When FSU threatened to not show up for the Orange Bowl I thought they were kidding 😂

[TheVelvetHammer @TheVelvetHamme3]

@CordovaTrades Strive for excellence, not perfection.