TheVvent

What’s your beef?

[🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀🛸👽ॐ💨 @Tice_P]

Those stressful days & all you want is a massage to relax, then fall asleep naked together.

[🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀🛸👽ॐ💨 @Tice_P]

I just paid all of the bills and we are all caught up for the month.

-Me, flirting.

[🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀🛸👽ॐ💨 @Tice_P]

It has arrived. Another year around the sun. Very grateful.

[🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀🛸👽ॐ💨 @Tice_P]

Tomorrow is my birthday. Just a reminder that I like nice surprises & motorboats. Both will cost you zero $$$. 😊

[🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀🛸👽ॐ💨 @Tice_P]

I like to put a pizza under my sliced pineapples. That way there’s no arguments.

[🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀🛸👽ॐ💨 @Tice_P]

Window shopping online.

Me: add to cart

Me proceed to checkout

Me: empty cart

[🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀🛸👽ॐ💨 @Tice_P]

There’s a Bermuda Triangle in every washing machine. I’m convinced. One sock is constantly disappearing.

[🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀🛸👽ॐ💨 @Tice_P]

FYI most women have a favourite toy. If you’re nice enough they might just show it to you…so be kind to all women.

[🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀🛸👽ॐ💨 @Tice_P]

Throwback Thursday

[🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀🛸👽ॐ💨 @Tice_P]

THROWBACK THURSDAY

[🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀🛸👽ॐ💨 @Tice_P]

Throwback Thursday.

[🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀🛸👽ॐ💨 @Tice_P]

Still in your 20’s? You’re not quite fully grown yet. Js.

[🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀🛸👽ॐ💨 @Tice_P]

Women with a fun personality, knows how to have fun & can tell a good joke are a relic these days. That’s why they carry high value.

[🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀🛸👽ॐ💨 @Tice_P]

You can’t even buy a vowel in this economy.

[🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀🛸👽ॐ💨 @Tice_P]

*FUN FACT* Poodles from France don’t even speak french…They speak dog. 🤣

[🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀🛸👽ॐ💨 @Tice_P]

You can’t read my mind because it’s written in cursive.

[🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀🛸👽ॐ💨 @Tice_P]

One day I plan on getting to know each & every one of you on a deeper level…but not today suckas! 😂

[🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀🛸👽ॐ💨 @Tice_P]

Underneath my belly is a washboard stomach…It’s the honest to God truth.

[🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀🛸👽ॐ💨 @Tice_P]

Dead or alive…I’m still not wanted. 😡