Mighty Mohammed

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[Mighty Mohammed @TheVyrus]

Only in Enugu. Just Enugu state! Our own Enugu! No where else 👏👏👏 🙌

[Mighty Mohammed @TheVyrus]

Not possible!

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

“‘If you’re given ₦2m to turn into ₦5.5m within one year, what business would you do?’ — Tailor sparks conversation online 💭💼💰”

[Mighty Mohammed @TheVyrus]

This

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Hit me with one harsh truth you've accepted so far as a man.

[Alma Asinobi @almaasinobi]

On my flight to Santiago, Chile, I sat next to Jessica. She was traveling with a German passport to explore South America for the next 3 months.

All she had to do was show up and get stamped in. I told her how much it cost me to get a visa to Chile alone and …

[Alma Asinobi @almaasinobi]

She shuddered.

“Yeah, you should definitely do this trip. A lot of us don’t know this is how hard it is for you to travel” [paraphrased]

I’ve visited 3 S.American countries so far, and it has cost me ~$400 for visas only.

Jessica just had to show up at the border, but…

[Alma Asinobi @almaasinobi]

I, on the other hand,

I had to put together my documents, let go of my passport for over 10 days for Brazil. Travel over 3 hours for an interview for Chile and wait almost 2 months to get my visa. Send my documents to Peru, wait for approval, find an interview date, etc.

[Alma Asinobi @almaasinobi]

So, say Jessica and I have the same dream - to visit all South American countries.

🇩🇪 Jessica: $0
🇳🇬 Alma: ~$1000

Not to mention at least $300 spent in admin and misc fees, and ~100 hours spent filling forms, commuting for interviews, putting docs together, etc.

[Alma Asinobi @almaasinobi]

Two people. Same goal. Subject to completely different paths.

One - easy breezy
The other - stressful, unpredictable, time consuming and expensive.

The difference?

The colours of their passports.

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

won’t be attending the wedding again.

The husband was like “Noo, you have to go. Is it because of the prophecy? You told me you are going with some of your female friends, pastor said someone is going with man-friend. It can’t be you na. You must go”

Real or not, I laughed 🤣🤣

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

with an apostle from these old churches who prophesied that there’s a woman in this gathering, who is traveling to Ondo State with a Man-friend, I can see it that if you go, you won’t come back alive.

After service, she got home, told her husband she has changed her mind and…

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

I just listened to a story on radio and I couldn’t but laugh.

Wife told husband she’s traveling to Ondo for a wedding with her friend. She bought everything, bag, aso ebi, shoes, this and that.

Few days to the day of wedding, she and her husband attended a prophetic service…

[Mighty Mohammed @TheVyrus]

I just discovered who visited my Twitter profile!

⠀➡️ https://t.co/jlfP2nNK2Q

[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

Mission accomplished🤭

[Mighty Mohammed @TheVyrus]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Obiasogu David @afrisagacity]

There’s no single gain in cult!sm…

Here’s the story of Tunde, a course-mate in UNN, who “belonged.”

In our first semester, first year, Tunde was appointed the Class Rep of the Dept (have to withhold the Dept name for obvious reasons).

Some odds favored him to be the Class Rep - the HOD wanted him. He’s one of the 3 students from South west in the class. He’s amongst the earliest arrivals and he was pretty serious at the time.

He was reappointed in Year two. But mid into the first semester of second year, he started changing. His punctuality to classes dropped. He was lagging behind in most of his responsibilities - as a class rep.

Tunde had a girlfriend named Sharon, in second semester of first year. She’s Igbo and prolly one of the most beautiful girls in the dept. Their relationship didn’t get pronounced and noticed until first semester of second year. Sharon moved in with him off campus. So, they’re always coming to classes together.

But when Tunde changed, we noticed Sharon was coming to classes alone sometimes. No one knew why. I possibly couldn’t have known cos we were never close.

[Mighty Mohammed @TheVyrus]

Na Kendrick Lamar start all this thing

[Wizkid @wizkidayo]

U and all ur crew plus ur pant washer song writer go to sleep at night thinking you actually got anything on me in music 🤣😂 wish u all well ✌️

[longtong dawam jude @longplan1]

Happy Easter Fam, I live in the United state Of Nigeria

Michelle Obama United States of Nigeria

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

I wish to urgently call on the Federal Government of Nigeria to end the inconsistency in duty charges as it is affecting the general business atmosphere in the country. The federal government should stop the arbitrary and ever-increasing customs duties as

[Mighty Mohammed @TheVyrus]

Madam Tura, resi’m Tura
Tura egbuo’m oo!

Arabanko!!!

[Chief Ikukuoma @IkukuomaC]

Legends will remember this soap

[🧜🏼‍♀️ @riayasminn]

Pick your poison. A or B?

[Lawyer to the Champions of England 2026 @Agbejoro_]

Reason number 3482584 why DNA test should be made compulsory at child birth.