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Toots McGee. All opinions my own. Uber rating 4.91.

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@ATRightMovies Bohemian Rhapsody and Unchained Melody are classic pub-quiz examples.

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@SunderlandAFC Couldn't think of a more deserving player

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Does anyone know how a 43 year-old female can reliably inform their social media that they really, really do not care about sourdough?

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@gonortheast just to let you know the x21 from Eldon square left without letting passengers on just now, no service on the front but no other bus?

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Reasons I don't shop at Asda... I mean, I should have checked, but come on, why is bacon still on display when it's already 4 days out of date?

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Tough to describe how jealous I am of people who got Oasis tickets. Lucky that I got to see them 2p years ago, forever a joy, never forget that night ❤️ Live Forever ❤️

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Sometimes, I like to try and convince myself that the dog loves me the most 'cos, even when I'm drinking wine, he's with me and not his dad. In reality, I think he just loves the sofa and blankets.

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Changed the winter duvet out for the summer one a week ago. Have regretted this 5 mornings out of 7 so far.

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Shut up and take my money. What a series.

#BlackMirror #shutupanddance #bernies #barnies #charliebrooker

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@supercell TH13 is absolutely broken for heroes... Imagine doing 50 levels at TH12 and then having to do *65* at TH13, before doing 30 at TH14... Gutted I have to wait so long to upgrade (without rushing)

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These days I only really use twitter for checking in on Trump and Musk, to see what atrocities they've committed that day. My feed is now so right-wing that when I open it up, I sometimes feel sick.

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Got banned from the Yorkshire Terrier loversngroup on Facebook for telling a lady to take her dog to the vets because it's sick.

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@wokandgonoodles think there's something going on in your Belfast branch, the hot box has no meat other than chicken, it tastes sweet and it's not served in your branded box. Love your brand but this is a 3/10

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@BrancottEstate if you need a new social media manager, or even your first social media manager, hit me up. I'm in UK but you could probably pay me in wine.

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@BrancottEstate hi all, looks like you're not really active on socials, which is a shame because I wanted to prove that I am, in fact, your greatest fan using a photo of my 40th birthday cake

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The Rt Hon Jordan Pickford MP @JPickford1 has been appointed Secretary of State for Defence @DefenceHQ.

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What channel are we all watching for the all nighter? #allnighter #upallnight #GeneralElection2024 #generalelection

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Ahahhahaha #thingscanonlygetbetter

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@Elbow haway lads, we ready for the old school now

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@bandq_help Thanks Sam, I'm heading there now. Hugely concerning that this seat is covered in another customers fluids.

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@BandQ Hi, I've just purchased a loo seat at your Washington branch. Packaging was damaged, I was assured it was not a return and that a customer would have opened the box to look at it so they packaged it back up. Got it home to install, it's damaged, and very obviously used.