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[mbg @gloless]

2-0 #KnicksTape #AlwaysKnicks

[Real Talk @realtalkejlt]

Yall dead ass just be lying about Kobe 😂

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

What. Is. Happening. 😂😂😂

[Reis @TheWashedHooper]

Must got the same plug as Charlie Sheen

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Bleacher Report’s trade idea:

Oklahoma City Thunder Receive:
Donovan Mitchell

Cleveland Cavaliers Receive:
Jalen Williams
Cason Wallace

[Reis @TheWashedHooper]

Not only no, FUCK NO

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

True or False? 🤔

Current Wemby > Current Nikola Jokic

#PorVida | #Nuggets

[Reis @TheWashedHooper]

Fox over kawhi discourse from a spurs fan account? Just deactivate the account bro

[Reis @TheWashedHooper]

@DanGambleAI Clearly not an assist

[Reis @TheWashedHooper]

Me when I don’t know any teachers

[Lucky Teter @TheMagaHulk]

Teachers are the whiniest profession in America.

They work less than half the year.

They're back home by 3:30 PM everyday.

They never have to work weekends or holidays.

But then they'll whine they aren't paid for their 20 minute commute.

[Rondo Mensah @Rondo_gh]

Like I said, the SGA narrative is the most dishonest narrative we’ve seen in the league in a long time.

[Reis @TheWashedHooper]

Al-Farouq Aminu

[Emmit Douglas @emmitonair]

Damian Lillard, Clyde Drexler, or LaMarcus Aldridge isn’t available: name any Portland Trailblazers player.

[Reis @TheWashedHooper]

I promise you when people say tax the rich they are not talking about 400k

[Phil Bernie @lomaxx]

This is where the “tax the rich” crowd lose me.

Say I earn 90k a year and in 2027 I inherit $200,000

I invest that $200k and after 10 years in the stock market it’s now worth $400k

If I sell it and realise the $200k capital gain, what the govt and the “tax the rich” crowd are saying is that I should be taxed as if I make $290k every year.

Now if I try and split that CGT income across 2 people I’m “greedy” and avoiding tax

But if I sell down in 4x $100k lots over 4 years and minimise my tax, that’s ok and nobody bats an eyelid - but it’s the same principle.

[Reis @TheWashedHooper]

There’s a literally a clip of Michael Jordan telling Kobe that if he left his feet, he would go into “these ribs right here” and showed them exactly where he would draw a foul on him. Yall just say anything

[Jo @MavsStan41]

We used to pump fake to get a better shot up in this league

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

Little kid got SMOKED by an Ohtani home run

[No pressure Pete🇨🇦🇯🇲🇵🇸 @2Realforthis92]

I need you non-athletes to jump in the air and have somebody clip your legs even a little bit and see if you can land correctly.

These terrible ass basketball accounts have gotten too much love for shitty basketball takes. That is 100% a foul. Fox lands in his landing space that’s why there’s even marginal contact. Y’all need somebody to break their damn leg before a foul is called

[Reis @TheWashedHooper]

Neither. Good bump with little extension got him off balance

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Push off, flop, or both?

[El Thankito @JJ_DeVuelta]

#whoremembers

[Jay Q @JayFaydAway]

Not only did Kendrick do it first, he also didn't need to drop 3 albums at once in order to do it💀

DAMN.

[Reis @TheWashedHooper]

College football and basketball are not better nor more popular than NBA and NFL you sound like a fuckin retard

[claybraham lincoln @ClayLaSoul]

I see this take a lot and it’s completely undercut by the fact that the most popular forms of BOTH basketball and football in this country are objectively the second-best version of the sport.

[Reis @TheWashedHooper]

This assumes his music after 2015 is being enjoyed which is a huge assumptions seeing as it’s ass

[goatedcris7 @goatedcris7]

No one actually believes drake doesn't write his raps. They just go with it cause the alternative would be accepting that drake is in fact the greatest to ever do it.