The Web 🕸

Analysis, patter and shite opinions relating to Scotland’s oldest football team. 100% unofficial; 100% ill-informed and about 50% nonsense.

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Hi @queensparkfc 👋

Announce Stephen Eze please.

Yours,
The Web

[The Web 🕸 @TheWebQPFC]

Let’s just say that we at The Web are not stunned to see a side starring Ricki ‘The Rifle’ Lamie being embarrassed in European competition. Hoachin.

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We promised we'd be back...!

A review of QP's @PremierSportsTV Cup campaign. Facts and opinions may be incorrect but the grammar is close to perfect according to Microsoft and isn't that the most important thing?

https://t.co/5cEKPegCKE

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https://t.co/wmixSjd6LU

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Queen’s Park isn’t a ‘clean state’ or a ‘project’. It’s a football club with committed fans who deserve better.

You wonder why the atmosphere at home games is so toxic it’s because pish like this. Not because the efforts of the players.

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The radio station owned by the club’s only benefactor announcing it before the club does.

I wish this was surprising but it isn’t. Complete contempt @queensparkfc.

[The Go Radio Football Show @GoFootballShow]

🚨BREAKING🚨

Owen Coyle is the new manager of Queens Park.

He joins from Indian Super League side Jamshedpur after guiding them to glory in the League Winners Shield.

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It’s complete get a grip territory for @LeeannDempster and the QP committee I’m afraid. As a support we’re tired off this and it’s so easily avoidable.

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Whoever accidentally wrote their favoured internet search term onto the QP official website should hang their head in shame.

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Mums get ‘yummy treat’…apparently

[Queen's Park FC @queensparkfc]

Treat your mother to a day of hospitality and she'll get a special treat from us!

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Former The Web editor and legendary @QPSFC manager Michael ‘Higgy’ Higgins has spoken - and he is spot on as always 👍

[Michael Higgins @DundeeQP1867]

@TheWebQPFC Performance was poor . Big Bob unlucky and the goal was a cracker. Some of the play however left alot to be desired, boarding on comical .No direction and sideways football.

[The Web 🕸 @TheWebQPFC]

Perhaps the biggest frustration was a reversion to tippy-tappy pish on a mud bath park. More direct and successful style of the last two weeks seemed to go out the window.

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Really frustrating day and a performance with more holes in it than the Firhill pitch, but what a thriker from the wonderfully named Ronan Darcy.

He’s been far from convincing in his loan spell so far but hold on to your suspenders. WOOOSHT.

[Queen's Park FC @queensparkfc]

📺 𝙃𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙇𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙎: Queen's Park 1 @AlloaAthleticFC 1

A terrific strike from Ronan Darcy in the closing stages ensured the spoils were shared at Firhill yesterday afternoon.

[The Web 🕸 @TheWebQPFC]

Hard to describe in words just how good it is to see this big handsome back strolling it for Queen’s Park.

Lee Kilday and Charlie Fox have been two of our best players recently, so no slight on them, but we’re a better team with PG5 in the side #Grantona

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Credit to Beuker for adapting his ‘philosophy’ a wee bit to suit the players we have. Easy to stick to what you know and focus on the long term but the more direct; playing in the opposition half rather than our own; approach is suiting the squad.

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Absolute super performance from @queensparkfc at Dumbarton yesterday. At it from start to finish. Real encouraging signs of progress last couple games - keep it up you sexy bastards 👏

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What an absolute shambles. Waste of a loan deal. Outstanding recruitment @Marijnbeuker

[Queen's Park FC @queensparkfc]

https://t.co/Z1xT2rXsJh

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@argentman @queensparkfc Perfectly calm my pirate friend.

We’re doing our talented Director of Football a disservice by not giving him time and space to do his job.

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Marijn Beuker spotted on his way to Rosyth for his ferry home.

Why is he still taking the first team? Appoint a manager you lunatics @queensparkfc

[The Web 🕸 @TheWebQPFC]

Queen’s Park FC are delighted to announce that this Montrose goal is brought to you by our friends at SharpSand, the base of the Firhill pitch we’ve paid to use this season.

Speaking to the club media team, Head of Commercial Kieran Kozary said…

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44' QPFC 0-1 MFC

Goal for Montrose, Gardyne delivers a corner and Quinn heads past Ferrie.

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Queen’s Park vs Montrose will kick off in 19 minutes on a pitch reminiscent of the ‘Battle of the Bastards’ episode of Game of Thrones.