The Weird Chit

[The Weird Chit @TheWeirdChit]

Nuts on virtual butts.
#baxters

[The Weird Chit @TheWeirdChit]

Every time I'm in a Best Buy parking lot I look for a pay phone.

[The Weird Chit @TheWeirdChit]

As a tax payer (which you barely were) I gotta say you're a real piece of shit for making me pay for your wall @realDonaldTrump

[Kevin Flood @FLOOKLYN]

Sometimes the internet is glorious. https://t.co/QTuyM3ieG9

[The Weird Chit @TheWeirdChit]

What's with the fake news @WSJ? we eat them because they're sterile and we like the taste.
@JackBox

[The Weird Chit @TheWeirdChit]

#nobc
#DavesThaiMassage
#Xbox

[The Weird Chit @TheWeirdChit]

Apparently @AssassinsMovie gets boring when Fassbended is out of the animus. Sounds pretty laser accurate to the game Assassins creed.

[The Weird Chit @TheWeirdChit]

Charity would be a good name to have as a stripper or whore.
#SeasonsGreetings

[The Weird Chit @TheWeirdChit]

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Just Bring back TWC.

[The Weird Chit @TheWeirdChit]

Now I just want to see Dick Van Dyke on In Living Color. Maybe as Fire Marshal Bill. The Fly Girls can all trip on ottomans in tribute. https://t.co/CF0gBHVIag

[carl reiner @carlreiner]

I say "TtHE DICK VAN DYKE SHOW!", whenever asked of which show I'm most proud,So happy that at 8PM, CBS'll air 2 episodes in living color.

[The Weird Chit @TheWeirdChit]

I like to imagine every time he comes out and punches Hitler's lights out to massive cheers. https://t.co/NpWmD3quOK

[The Weird Chit @TheWeirdChit]

Arizona Dreaming on such a winters day

[The Weird Chit @TheWeirdChit]

I got Mister Knickerbocker's resume. You know he doesn't look good on paper but I do like-a-the way that he boppity bops.

#IceDumb

[The Weird Chit @TheWeirdChit]

I think The Accountant is a sequel to The Wizard.

[The Weird Chit @TheWeirdChit]

We're watching The Wizard.
#california

[The Weird Chit @TheWeirdChit]

Need a new ribbon for my dick corset. Color suggestions?

[The Weird Chit @TheWeirdChit]

#SexUpFastFood chicken fingered

[The Weird Chit @TheWeirdChit]

#SexUpFastFood French tickler toaster sticks

[The Weird Chit @TheWeirdChit]

#SexUpFastFood hot mayo. It's a sex move when you're eating a spicy chicken sandwich