The What's UPDATE with Xander Kwiecien

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It's our SEASON SIX premiere!!
There's news and a rant.
Xander explores the fathomless stupidity of #MAGA Conspiracy Theories.
We chat with Michael Ian Black @hideouttheatre
#MAGAIsWeird
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Season 5 FINALE! Craig recaps the news we missed. Gay furry hackers take a swipe at The Heritage Foundation. Mr. Pancake liberates a pet store. Xan talks about Living Through History fatigue.
#furries #CatLadies2024
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🚨 New episode! 🚨 We're takings on Greg Abbott's war on trans rights, Texas banning Pornhub, the Man vs. Bear debate, and the #TikTok generational divide. Plus, a medieval gargoyle in the bathroom? 🚽
#zoomers #TransRights #manVSbear #TXpornhubBan
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[Brigid MacGuffin @BrigidMacGuffin]

@maddow @rbreich @briantylercohen and anyone else with loads of followers. The #SCOTUS charade is precisely why the, "When they go low, we go high" philosophy bites #Democrats in the ass every time.
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb." ~Dark Helmet

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WE DID IT!!
Another episode in less than a month.
This is huge for us.
We also present our first-ever blooper reel.
Check it out. LIKE, SHARE, SUBSCRIBE
#tiktokban #GregAbbott #Elections2024
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"Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and unto God the things that are God's"
But if you miss the sale, you can pick it up on the secondary market...
Shithead 59:99-$200,00 OBO
#TrumpBible #TrumpCrimeFamily #TrumpForPrison2024

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Hey y'all! Check out our new episode.
Great dating tips from Tia Linda.
The news, including a good on ya for @RuPaulsDragRace and the folks at Allstora Books.
A rant on #nostalgia after seeing @titusnation live at
@capcitycomedy.
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NEW Episode Y'all!!!
New jokes. New commercial parody.
Xan rants about excessive ads on streaming services.
AND👉📷New equipment!📷👈
Xan's face is now in 4K. Check it out.
𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄, 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐄, 𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐁𝐄!
#toomanyads #QuantumLeap #StreamingAds
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Is everybody loving @HazbinHotel as much as we are?
It makes us nostalgic for our amazing interview with #RichardHorvitz.
Maybe if we get really lucky, we can convince @VivziePop to chat with us too!
#HazbinHotel #HelluvaBoss #InvaderZim
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In honor of #letterkenny S12, we did the #ThreeWisemen challenge. Nobody had a spit.
Thank you #JaredKeeso, @KTrevorWilson,@MichelleMylett, @summernate, @evanjstern, @tylerjbjohnston, @DylanPlayfair, @AndrewHerr1, @kaniehtiio, the McMurrays, et. al. for 12 great seasons.❤️🇨🇦

[Brigid MacGuffin @BrigidMacGuffin]

If you participate in this annual month-long child torture, you are a #badparent. You teach your child "good behavior" through deception. Every time you move this little bastard, you rack up their future therapy bills. #elfontheshelf2023 #elfontheshelf #snitchesgetstitches

[Brigid MacGuffin @BrigidMacGuffin]

@foofighters Y'all doing a #Hanukkah sessions this year? Please? Pretty Please?

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Last 30 hours @Kickstarter.
If you haven't backed the project yet, now is the time.
Be sure to share. Bug your friends. Help us get this film made. #DragQueens #DragIsArt #TexasFilm #crowdfunding #TransAwarenessWeek #LGBTQIA #FreeSpeechMatters
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🏳️‍🌈Calling all #drag & #trans allies! Only 4 days left to help us reach our goal & bring this film to life!
#DragIsArt #TransIsBeautiful #TexasPride #SupportIndieFilm #KickstarterCountdown #DragExcellence
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A new episode!🎉Xander extols the majesty of Halloween🎃 as a holiday and laments @drpepper-flavoured egg nog. Even more promotion of our @Kickstarter and a near-miss encounter with the Mighty Jibi.
#DrPepper #Kickstarter #dragisnotacrime
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Please help us reach our #fundraising goal. Check out our @Kickstarter and share this post with your friends.
#DocumentaryFilm #crowdfunding #SupportIndieFilm #AustinFilm
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[Brigid MacGuffin @BrigidMacGuffin]

Have you ever wanted to be a #Film #Producer?
Here's your chance!
Check out the @Kickstarter for our film "Drag in the Heart of Texas"
You too can know the joy and the agony of making an indie film.
https://t.co/SNPqA7SthX
#crowdfunding #documentary #DragQueens
#TexasFilm

[Brigid MacGuffin @BrigidMacGuffin]

If you are a fan of #drag pioneer and #RoundRockTX native #Barbette, or if you believe that the @TexasGOP are irredeemable #schmucks for trying to ban drag in #Texas, please visit our newly launched @kickstarter campaign.
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Check out Drag in the Heart of Texas on @Kickstarter
#dragfilm #dragqueens #dragisnotacrime #filmfunding #crowdfunding
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Episode 3 is UP and READY!
What happened to one episode a week? Huh?!?!
Where's that work ethic? All is explained here.
Special Topic: Animation in the Streaming Era
#hazbinhotel #animation #vivziepop
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