Andrew J. Maurer

Attorney, comic book writer/author, entrepreneur, media personality, disability advocate—and full-time wheelchair user.

[Andrew J. Maurer @TheWheelAJM]

They are testing our @USMNT player for a concussion and somehow the ref saw absolutely nothing: 🇺🇸⚽️
@FIFAWorldCup @FIFAcom

[Andrew J. Maurer @TheWheelAJM]

USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
Time to KO Bosnia! 🥊
@USMNT @FIFAWorldCup @FIFAcom

[Andrew J. Maurer @TheWheelAJM]

🏀Names I Have Heard Attached to Pistons :
Kawhi Leonard, LeBron, Devin Booker, Kyrie Irving, Austin Reeves, Jaylen Brown, and Tyler Herro.🏆

Players @DetroitPistons Actually Got: Kevin Huerter, Isaiah Joe, John Collins….📉

I mean I like boozy lemonade at an @NBA game too, but…are we sure @tigers GM Scott Harris and Trajan Langdon are NOT the same person.

SIGN A HUGE STAR FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

A big swinging, screw team chemistry, don’t care the position, known throughout the universe…star! Jeesh!

You’ve got Skubal, you’ve got Cade! Get another one of those!

I’m gonna scream if I have to listen to another statistical metric discussion. If I have to look them up, the players you’ve signed…Langdon/Harris…Yzerman even… are not good enough!

Get a star and stop making lemonade.
@freep @DetroitRedWings @woodwardsports

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Who says I can’t be mayor? I’m out here shaking hands and kissing babies. Look how happy this kid is!

[Andrew J. Maurer @TheWheelAJM]

Good job, @sophaller…but that’s not what we meant by @WNBA point guard! 🏀

[Andrew J. Maurer @TheWheelAJM]

Be nice Sami! 😜

[Sami Zayn @SamiZayn]

Happy birthday to my friend Cody Rhodes.

[Andrew J. Maurer @TheWheelAJM]

@OnTheLohh @USMNT @FIFAWorldCup @FIFAcom Interesting. So the defense can’t split up. Wait, all the players in a line with each other—I know how they invented Foosball!😜

[Andrew J. Maurer @TheWheelAJM]

Thank you. I do not understand why bad defense gets protected by refs? 🇺🇸
@USMNT @FIFAWorldCup @FIFAcom ⚽️

[Justin Penik @JustinPenik]

Offsides in soccer blows my mind. It would be like penalizing a wide receiver for running past a corner on a blown coverage

[Andrew J. Maurer @TheWheelAJM]

@OnTheLohh @USMNT @FIFAWorldCup @FIFAcom In my defense, I’ve been in a wheelchair my whole life so I’ve only ever been an involuntary goalie aka ppl kicking ball at me. ♿️

Defensive lines? Ok. Fair enough. Can you explain that? And why do they wait til after the goal to call it? ⚽️

[Andrew J. Maurer @TheWheelAJM]

The bullpen needs some power arms like Zumaya and Rodney. They just don’t miss enough bats.

Detroit is 24th out of 30 teams in MLB in bullpen strikeouts. This was an issue last year and Harris did nothing to fix it. ⚾️

[Tigers Data @TigersData]

The Tigers have now lost 15 games when leading in the 7th inning or later

No other team has more than 11.

[Andrew J. Maurer @TheWheelAJM]

The level of jealousy surrounding Caitlyn Clark in the @WNBA is truly amazing. She proved an unspoken fact:

The players in that league are not attractive people. Their physical traits and bad attitudes simply will not translate to a mainstream @espn audience. 🤐

Brittney Griner is a great player. That is not up for debate. However, marketing-wise, she cannot be the face of the league.

You wanna see things get really ugly? Wait until @Reese10Angel, @_ajawilson22 and @brittneygriner are playing against a future player that isn’t all that skilled at basketball, but she looks like Anna Kournikova. 🏀

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

Caitlin Clark training before her next game...

[Andrew J. Maurer @TheWheelAJM]

The @tigers really need to get back to basics. We are a fundementally unsound @MLB team.⚾️🐅🐅🐅
@freep @woodwardsports @MLBNetwork

[Andrew J. Maurer @TheWheelAJM]

If the @tigers just had 2 more bats to consistently score runs…we’d be contenders. ⚾️
@MLB @MLBNetwork @freep @woodwardsports

[Andrew J. Maurer @TheWheelAJM]

Get some professional hitters in here Harris—the launch angle Ks are getting old—like your tenure as GM.

[Andrew J. Maurer @TheWheelAJM]

Yo, Joe! Because knowing (how to make 3s) is half the battle! 👍

[Woodward Sports Network @woodwardsports]

The Detroit Pistons have traded for Guard Isaiah Joe in exchange for two second round picks.

[Andrew J. Maurer @TheWheelAJM]

They should call Scally the Loading Zone.
He's always backing up. Beep. Beep. Beep. 🇺🇸⚽️
@USMNT @FIFAWorldCup @FIFAcom
Tackle him! And I’m in a wheelchair!

[Andrew J. Maurer @TheWheelAJM]

Time to test the calf! It's @pulisic!🇺🇸⚽️

[JohnRocker @itsJohnRocker]

When the fuck did Turkey change the country name to “Turkiye”???