amybrooks.

[amybrooks. @TheWindCriesAmy]

@EITMonline it was funny because i didn’t even have an ID, so places wouldn’t accept my checks. So my mom would write a check to purchase whatever i was buying, then i had to write my mom a check to reimburse her. A little ridiculous for a 7 year old.

[amybrooks. @TheWindCriesAmy]

@EITMonline my parents got me my own checking account with a checkbook when i was in 2nd grade (that’s 7 yrs old, elliot)

[amybrooks. @TheWindCriesAmy]

@EITMonline you know Jewel can legit yodel….

[amybrooks. @TheWindCriesAmy]

@EITMonline The movie Regarding Henry is a better one than Fifty First Dates

[amybrooks. @TheWindCriesAmy]

@EITMonline a cottage is what snow white lived in

[amybrooks. @TheWindCriesAmy]

@EITMonline and in other shark news….

[kcranews @kcranews]

Sharks in Brazil test positive for cocaine, say scientists | Click on the image to read the full story https://t.co/4nBsVJ6Fa7

[amybrooks. @TheWindCriesAmy]

@EITMonline I like how Elliot was so sure he knew where UC Davis was, then started talking about LA. UC Davis is about 20 minutes away from Sacramento….about 6 hours from LA.

[amybrooks. @TheWindCriesAmy]

@EITMonline caller is right. One bad experience can keep you from going back. I had one (female) tell me that i was too fat and “could eat French Fries, but just needed to eat fewer of them”. Like, wtf? I didn’t go back to the gyno for about 6 years out of embarrassment

[amybrooks. @TheWindCriesAmy]

@EITMonline How did they go 7 years without needing to use Uber once?!

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@MelissaBre32827 @EITMonline agree! how can they appreciate me when they don't even know me? they don't appreciate ME, they appreciate what I did for them. So thank me for it.

[amybrooks. @TheWindCriesAmy]

@EITMonline i dated a guy with a wandering eye… wandered right into other women

[amybrooks. @TheWindCriesAmy]

⁦@EITMonline⁩ RIP cruise cars https://t.co/gHIaiF6eZz

[amybrooks. @TheWindCriesAmy]

@EITMonline while i'm 100% on board (ha) with this idea, people are idiots - especially when traveling - and will still find a way to F this up

[amybrooks. @TheWindCriesAmy]

@EITMonline what in the amateur hour is this nonsense

https://t.co/AMAgvVFiV7

[amybrooks. @TheWindCriesAmy]

Here’s a quick video of one @EITMonline

[amybrooks. @TheWindCriesAmy]

@EITMonline that’s right—in SF the cars are completely empty. They look like the Google maps car because they have like a camera and stuff on top of them. Everyone hates them and people put cones in front of them to try and block them and will do other things to kinda f with them

[amybrooks. @TheWindCriesAmy]

@EITMonline windows down, doors open, windshield busted out, kicking a self made sunroof!!!!!!

[amybrooks. @TheWindCriesAmy]

@EITMonline dude, go to florida. there's more dogs than people in a grocery store. one time i was waiting in line and felt something wet on my neck and freaked out. turned around and some lady was holding her stupid little dog and it was licking the back of my neck

[amybrooks. @TheWindCriesAmy]

@EITMonline We’re so jaded. This is literally mind reading and we’re like “psshh…that’s it?!”

[amybrooks. @TheWindCriesAmy]

even though i've seen it 3 times...once was still definitely enough

[amybrooks. @TheWindCriesAmy]

@EITMonline requiem for a dream. Great movie but once is enough