Chris Windle

Writer, editor, journo. Second book, Why Men Skim Stones, out now!

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The winter months of June and July are a real slog

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@CooperativeBank hello, my mortgage was supposed to switch today however you've applied the svr and overcharged me £600 and your phone service isn't working. Please tell me how you are going to rectify this today?

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I use Method cleaner because I really like to get into the mind of an antibacterial spray

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@wembleystadium hi, I'm trying to book tickets for England v Malta in the family enclosure but it isn't letting me select a delivery method which I need to book them. Can you help?

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@canva hi, I no longer get the option to edit pictograms/charts. How do I get it back?

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My follow up blog for @CDResearchSch about using fluency strategies to teach reading. It’s a brief read but don’t worry there’s a follow up to this follow up coming soon.

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@trevorhsmith_ I've now assessed both your efforts and... you win! The other decorator has been humanely recycled

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@trevorhsmith_ Let the insomnia games begin

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@trevorhsmith_ I've been up since 530 you bastard

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@Argos_Online hi there, your tracker says my parcel has been delivered but there is no sign of it and no note... how do I find what's happened to it? Thanks

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@trevorhsmith_ Cunning plan putting on a curry. Yes cost of busses a recurring concern, lucky we can walk

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Great thing about having a birthday today is I'll always remember when the Sue Gray report was published

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Forced the children to forage for wild garlic, which I'll store in the freezer before throwing away

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Everyone: red warning, danger to life, stay indoors

Google forecast: showers

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Experts say this is the calm before the storm. But I'm still going out tree climbing in my pants. OK? #StormEunice

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come back and talk to me when it's 22/22/2222

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Uncomfortable night on this wall. Nice sunrise though

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I'm pronouncing it Oi! Mick! Ron! #omicron

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Throwback to my days as a London-based fashionista