The Winki Pop Kook

I surf small waves. Insta @thewinkipopkook

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Thomas Edison on the invention of the light bulb 'I've found 10,000 ways that won't work' - I've found a similar number of conditions in which not to surf Steps.
- high tide
- mid tide
- low tide
- offshore
- onshore...

[The Winki Pop Kook @TheWinkiPopKook]

Sandy-bottomed point break.

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My surfing is a direct and thorough repudiation of the 10,000 hour rule.

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Me when it hits 5 foot.

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Hey @wsl I can't watch the @WSL_QS @VANS_66 World Cup. Streaming through @facebook is garbage. Stop ruining the coverage of your own sport. Madness.

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Me, when I paddle out at Torquay Point with all the kids and learners #bigdog

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@Tayls_Of_Truth Dammit, I knew there was a better title!

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If I ever write a stunning expose` on drug abuse in the surf industry, I'm gonna call it 'Speed, Power and Blow'. I'm taking pre-orders.

[The Winki Pop Kook @TheWinkiPopKook]

By the age of 30 you should have
• shaped a terrible board
• told everyone that you are 'over' Bali
• performed a bottom-turn

[The Winki Pop Kook @TheWinkiPopKook]

The irony of the beat part of the @wsl coverage being everyone paying out on the shit coverage on the Facebook feed #RipCurlPro #supertubos

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Blanco in the white jersey. Yep. #RipCurlPro #supertubos

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I surfed Winki without a single person dropping in on me.

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Realising that you're incapable of surfing a wave that is over head-height.

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Big Oil Don't Surf https://t.co/0zQaY1WZVh

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Managed to hold a rail through a turn today. 6 months ago I didn't know what that meant. @wsl call me.

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Winki is actually good on a North-Easter...

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You're not a real #Torquay local until someone you've never seen before drops in on you at Winki and calls you a blow-in

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Not getting xmas present this year? Well then help me win this competition by @shaperssurf https://t.co/M3DUVoBBN4

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Let me guess - Armstrong Creek?

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Where tap water was so dirty even dogs wouldn't drink it https://t.co/brPAm77wSv

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Lord of the Kooks, I'm tipping.