TheWittSign

I am a sign. #ShopLocal

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Enjoy retirement, Tim. You were both our joy and our anger. You are us. Thank you for saying what we were all thinking.

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Dammit...

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We will be closed today January 26, 2026 for inclement weather

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WEATHER ALERT 🚨❄️

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Come by and see us for all your truss needs!

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Last night we let the lumber talk… is your deck 7 summers old? Thought you should know, we have 15 Trex colors in stock.

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Simple as

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Same, neighbor… Same.

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Do we hope Alabama loses? Of course not, we are a non-sentient convenience store. Just kidding. We definitely hope they lose.

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Come buy your brooms & door sweeps here. Full price. Limited time only.

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$2 chest bumps
$1 lemonades
#FreeVitello

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We’re listening

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When you ask Braden to put something on the sign for this weekend and forget to specify “football...”

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Got 2 pairs of tickets and a parking pass in the 11th St Garage. OO row 3 seats 9-10. X4 row 30 seats 7-8. $60 per pair. $40 for the 11th street parking pass. Can meet in the Papermill Rd area in the morning by 8:00am.

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Attack Attack Attack
(We ran out of letters)

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QB1, Joe Milton. Let’s ride. #GoJoe #GBO

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I don't have reception out here (or a tv) but come honk and yell scores at me if you don't mind.

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@UTslick68

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...still here...

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In an unrelated turn of events we are now hiring air traffic controllers (also warehouse & truss shop) apply within.

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@BarberBroadway The Sign never forgets

[TheWittSign @TheWittSign]

In an unrelated turn of events we are now hiring air traffic controllers (also warehouse & truss shop) apply within.

[grit @GRITknox]

This is for the folks out there who just want to get back to work.