Michael Wittich

Accountant/Mueller Prost. St. Louis Cardinals fanatic. ΛΧΑ. Family first. Love to hunt and fish. The best way to make God laugh is to tell him your plan.

[Michael Wittich @TheWittyOne_3]

Excited to see @Freeser6 play this summer even though he will be on the wrong team! #WorldSeriesHero #FanFavorite

[Michael Wittich @TheWittyOne_3]

Somehow my tennis shoes grew feet and walked away. They're nowhere to be found! #TheStruggle #RewardMoney

[Michael Wittich @TheWittyOne_3]

To the lady who thought it was okay to hit the parked car and keep going, we got your plates and saw where you parked after. #CantFixStupid

[Michael Wittich @TheWittyOne_3]

Just kidding. You're just going home because you lost! #BeautySalonIsOpenMonday

[Michael Wittich @TheWittyOne_3]

Go home Brady. You're drunk...

[Michael Wittich @TheWittyOne_3]

Tom Brady looks like he needs some
Chicken noodle soup #ButMom #PeytonIsPickingOnMe

[Michael Wittich @TheWittyOne_3]

Gotta appreciate the little things in life #RiseAndGrind #Ducks #SeasonFinale

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

We are #TeamSTL. Our town. Our teams.
https://t.co/whOJ5id2OW

[Michael Wittich @TheWittyOne_3]

Kroenke probably doesn't like Imos... #kroenkecomplaints

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

I have to apologize…the goal actually belongs to Ty Rattie, his first career NHL goal. #whoops #stlblues

[Michael Wittich @TheWittyOne_3]

@stevewithaph we can definitely negotiate a deal of some sort...

[Michael Wittich @TheWittyOne_3]

On a positive note to Rams leaving...Obama is giving his last state of the union and I'll be $1.4 billion richer tomorrow #Perspective

[Michael Wittich @TheWittyOne_3]

@ryanmagouirk Kroenke - adjective. Used to describe a greedy individual. Pronunciation: Bye-Felicia.

[Michael Wittich @TheWittyOne_3]

Stan Musial is the only Stan St. Louis needs #kroenkecomplaints #GreedKills

[Michael Wittich @TheWittyOne_3]

Just paid off my student loan and got $500 free on my credit card for doing so! #RoadTrip #ForTheWin

[Michael Wittich @TheWittyOne_3]

I never know which side of my bed to sleep on, so I switch every night #ToughDecision #ColdPillow

[Michael Wittich @TheWittyOne_3]

Frost sucks.... #FirstWorldProblem

[Michael Wittich @TheWittyOne_3]

Maybe the flooding is from the all the iClouds... #WhatIsACloud #PonderThatPoint

[Michael Wittich @TheWittyOne_3]

My cousins are better than yours... #MoellerMadness #FamilyTradition

[Michael Wittich @TheWittyOne_3]

Family is blood. Loyalty is forever. #MoellerMadness #NewYears #WouldntChangeIt