Imagine being one of those people that does a small chore that takes 2 minutes without thinking about it, just doing it off the bat, not delaying it for weeks and putting it on several different to do lists, they must feel nothing, no adrenaline
Rogue: Ok! I killed the last one!
Warlock, looking off into space: Wow, what a great battle! Donโt forget to like, comment, and subscribe!
Rogue:...what the fuck are you doing?
Warlock: My patron makes me do this for all the other demons. Itโs how he makes money.
Choosing what to eat always feels so overwhelming, so I end up eating the same exact lunch for months at a time.
(until the fateful day where that particular meal is DEAD TO ME and I start anew)
Started calling the middle of a loaf of bread โthe kingโs breadโ and saying things like โa cheddar this fine demands the kingโs bread!โ
This is just one of the many ways I have scraped joy out of a cold and unaccountable universe.