john fosbenner

[john fosbenner @TheWizardOfFozz]

I’ve seen @annasaginario take a dump on a Philadelphia sidewalk in front of local congresspeople

[.......... @lightsout_leek]

Rowan could be in the future!

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

Can you imagine a world without lawyers?

[john fosbenner @TheWizardOfFozz]

What to watch

[john fosbenner @TheWizardOfFozz]

Ding-ding

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"I’m alive! And I owe it all to this feisty feline."
"Dad, ‘feline’ means cat."
"Elephant, honey, it’s an elephant."

[john fosbenner @TheWizardOfFozz]

You think dogs know it's a running joke to pee on fire hydrants?

[Seinfeld Quotes @seinlanguage]

Kramer: "Oh yeah, I've been known to drink a beer or two, but then again, I've been known to do a lot of things."

[Muhammad Ali @MuhammadAli]

"I vowed never to turn a fan away." #MuhammadAli

[Meadows of Delran @MeadowsofDelran]

Win a $10 gift card! Simply RETWEET! Must be a follower! Winner will be chosen Sunday May 3rd #MeetMeAtTheMeadows 🍦🍧

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

Gerge get drafted to miami

GERGE: Dolphins? Is anyone here a marine biologist!?

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Homer, I told you this morning, no guns at the dinner table!"
"You said the breakfast table."
"It's the same table!"

[john fosbenner @TheWizardOfFozz]

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[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

RT if youd rather be watching seinfeld rn

[Muhammad Ali @MuhammadAli]

The Champ is waiting. #MuhammadAli

[Seinfeld Quotes @seinlanguage]

Jerry: “Hey, look who’s here - Puddy.”
Elaine: “My Puddy? But we broke up.”
Jerry: “And yet he continues to live.”

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

Recycling is useless, Lis. Once the sun burns out, this planet is doomed! #EarthDay

[john fosbenner @TheWizardOfFozz]

Music on the radio sucks so bad

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

Every time I look in mirror today I get paranoid. Keep forgetting I only PLAYED a DEA agent.