Emily Ward

I really like puns. And spiders. And bacon.

[Emily Ward @TheWolfB_tch]

"Metallica's version was better than that box eaters."

SIR WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[Emily Ward @TheWolfB_tch]

@bigstuffdpepper Haven't tweeted in years, but hell yeah!

[Emily Ward @TheWolfB_tch]

*feels cold breeze outside*
*sees a leaf fall*
*suddenly craving pumpkin*
Its starting.

[Emily Ward @TheWolfB_tch]

@koral_ray i cut my hand open at work

[Emily Ward @TheWolfB_tch]

Safety knives aren't as safe as they claim to be. #LessonsFromEmily
(Ment to tweet this Tuesday)

[Emily Ward @TheWolfB_tch]

@koral_ray Same, girl. Same.

[Emily Ward @TheWolfB_tch]

Armadillos are like opossums in the half shell. Oh, they also carry leprosy.
#justthemicrobiologythings

[Emily Ward @TheWolfB_tch]

#sorrynotsorry for the nasty dumb i just left in the walmart restroom.

[Drew Sparks @drewsparks15]

Help is much appreciated. #roadto4k

[Emily Ward @TheWolfB_tch]

At salon. Already know this isnt going to look like what i asked for. Oh well 🙃

[Emily Ward @TheWolfB_tch]

Should I attempt to do a punk Supergirl cosplay for tsubasacon?

[Emily Ward @TheWolfB_tch]

Football games are not a competition of who can yell the loudest for their team. Just FYI.

[Emily Ward @TheWolfB_tch]

The amount of booty cramps I've had this week is unreasonable. #MightBuyASeatCushion

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I'm honestly appalled by this. https://t.co/v8DKlDMrDQ #JusticeForKe$ha

[Emily Ward @TheWolfB_tch]

Just did Zumba for 15 minutes. Do I have abs yet?

[Emily Ward @TheWolfB_tch]

Nothing like watching the kid in front of you take a stapler to the ceiling out of anger. #justthecollegethings

[Emily Ward @TheWolfB_tch]

Should I order food or try to cook?

[Emily Ward @TheWolfB_tch]

"The cold never bothered me anyway..." I sing to myself as I shiver like a nervous chihuahua and start to break out in hives.

[Emily Ward @TheWolfB_tch]

@TheWolfB_tch *UPDATE* it was a Boston Terrier named Scooby Doo