Samantha Tompkins

Trumpet player, egg painter, rice-and-sock doll maker.

[Samantha Tompkins @TheWonderPickle]

Wish I could be Mr. Fantastic for a day so I could stretch my arm 180 miles and straight punch you in the dick.

[Samantha Tompkins @TheWonderPickle]

"Shit man, turtle porn is awesome" -- Jeff Reich

[Samantha Tompkins @TheWonderPickle]

When the only thing you bring to the conversation is "Goodbye," it kinda makes me really sad.

[Samantha Tompkins @TheWonderPickle]

Can my hair please just look like this forever? http://t.co/1lxW3z1pBD

[Samantha Tompkins @TheWonderPickle]

@JohnBoozman https://t.co/IGstiSVxpd This is unacceptable. Please urge the FCC to classify ISPs as Title II common carriers #NetNeutrality

[Samantha Tompkins @TheWonderPickle]

@SenMarkPryor https://t.co/IGstiSVxpd This is unacceptable. Please urge the FCC to classify ISPs as Title II common carriers.

[Samantha Tompkins @TheWonderPickle]

@DontBlinkO_O Amen

[Patty @DontBlinkO_O]

Why do we need 2 minute recap for this ep? MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE WE'VE HAD NOTHING BUT FILLER AND HIATUSES ALL SEASON. #Supernatural

[Jared Padalecki @jarpad]

.@mishacollins I think they put the "i" on the wrong place. No?

[Samantha Tompkins @TheWonderPickle]

Went fishing for Tucker's 13th. Didn't catch a thing. #betterlucknexttime http://t.co/0WItS6Wv87

[Samantha Tompkins @TheWonderPickle]

Um, yes please

[Samantha Tompkins @TheWonderPickle]

Bears den pizza

Scavenger hunt

Christian is awesome

[Samantha Tompkins @TheWonderPickle]

#TeamBash forever! :'( #Reign #ShipSank

[Samantha Tompkins @TheWonderPickle]

@Tawnycarter free pancakes today!

[Dylan Sprouse @dylansprouse]

.@TacoBell Thinkin' of you while in bed ;*

[Samantha Tompkins @TheWonderPickle]

MFW I get to watch #Supernatural tonight as it airs. http://t.co/xsVujN3rJe

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

The Belieber boycott of #supernatural devastated viewership last night. Lesson learned: don't mess with @justinbieber http://t.co/6nnNJXX9Zn

[Jared Padalecki @jarpad]

Hey @justinbieber, how much are you paying your friend for pretending that it was HIS cocaine, and taking the fall for you?

[Samantha Tompkins @TheWonderPickle]

@TheJaredHolt not me. Kindergarten. Lucky Charms. Crush made fun of me. :(

[Samantha Tompkins @TheWonderPickle]

You wouldn't want to forget where the round cakes are.