Kelly Melton

Erm. I'm an accountant, but I temper that with a love of knitting, reading, and crocheting (yes, I'm an uber-nerd...).

[Kelly Melton @TheWoobDog]

@jimmyjohns Please please give us something to look forward to in 2022 - bring back the Frenchie!

[Kelly Melton @TheWoobDog]

@Mtclimber03 @Ask_Spectrum I feel like all the customer service reps are being completely thrown under the bus by @GetSpectrum - everyone's yelling and company still refuses to release any kind of statement, leaves their reps to take the brunt of it.

[Kelly Melton @TheWoobDog]

@Ask_Spectrum Any idea how long outage will last in western North Carolina? Business at standstill until service restored.

[Kelly Melton @TheWoobDog]

@Mtclimber03 @Ask_Spectrum The response I got to my DM was that maintenance was taking longer tham expected. Rumor on the boards is that they found/had a serious issue during maintenance, but they're not making any statements about it.

[Kelly Melton @TheWoobDog]

@leekatzmarek @MarinaMedvin As someone who works in a public accounting firm, we are as tired of the BS as everyone else. Our jobs entail much more than just filing people's taxes - we would love a simplified tax code.

[Kelly Melton @TheWoobDog]

@WilliamWight Very, very well deserved! I love reading your "stories" (as you so humbly call them) on Kindle and just recently discovered them on Audible - @TravisBaldree does a great job voicing them, bravo to you both!

[Kelly Melton @TheWoobDog]

@USPSHelp

[Kelly Melton @TheWoobDog]

@USPS Hey, any chance your tracking system will start updating delayed packages soon? I'd just like to know if my package has moved in the last 2 weeks, or see some progress of some kind. Thx!

[Kelly Melton @TheWoobDog]

@WataugaOnline multi-car accident on 105 extension by BB&T

[Kelly Melton @TheWoobDog]

@WataugaOnline Black ice on Broadstone Rd, 2 vehicles in ditch near Daisy Ridge

[Kelly Melton @TheWoobDog]

@dog_rates @bestfriends @Trupanion Our sweet Woobie-Doo 🌈2/14/2001-8/2/2017

[Kelly Melton @TheWoobDog]

Not cool, @Disney . Like, really really not okay. #DisneyMustPay https://t.co/cKnCKYksWw

[Kelly Melton @TheWoobDog]

@WataugaOnline Delays on 421 between 194 and Blossman Gas due to stuck truck

[Kelly Melton @TheWoobDog]

@mental_floss Clipping your toenails. Or even worse, clipping someone else's toenails.

[Kelly Melton @TheWoobDog]

@WataugaOnline Looks like tractor trailer breakdown on Rock Crusher just past Vulcan

[Kelly Melton @TheWoobDog]

@WataugaOnline Traffic backed up all the way to the top of Rock Crusher (Hwy 105)

[Kelly Melton @TheWoobDog]

@WataugaOnline 2-vehicle wreck on 105 Extension in right south-bound lane in front of Primedical Healthcare

[Michael Tannenbaum @iamTannenbaum]

the cows are finally returning to the ocean. nature is healing. we are the virus.

[Kelly Melton @TheWoobDog]

Unless you're providing an essential service, please #stayhome #savebettywhite https://t.co/tWBTpxKVa8

[Kelly Melton @TheWoobDog]

@USTreasury @stevenmnuchin1 You realize many Americans don't file their own taxes and all of us CPAs and tax preparers will now be at more risk of exposure, right? Because you just encouraged everyone to file. Thanks.