James Woomer

36/M, Firefighter, 911 Dispatcher, Critter, DM. Same name on TikTok and D&DBeyond 🇺🇦

[James Woomer @TheWoomAndOnly]

I guess ever since they lost John, @PapaJohns quality has really gone downhill. These are supposed to be garlic parm breadsticks.

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Anyone else feeling like Hasbro is to WoTC what DOGE was to… everything? #PoorManagement #ThisIsntWhatThePeopleWant

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To the show runners of both @therookie and @hbomax #ThePitt, whenever your characters are from the state of PA, it will always be referred to in conversations as PA, never Pennsylvania. Signed, a native PA-er. #ContinuityMatters

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@imsadspice I think it looks good. Fuck them haters.

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@RahmEmanuel It is nu-CLEAR, not nu-queue-LERR like G.W. Bush would say. For the love of Christ, learn to say it right if you are going to talk about it.

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@nerdgirltori @elonmusk … holy shit.

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Headlights. Headlights should be the easiest thing to replace when they burn out. It should not have to be an entire process.

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There’s something morbidly therapeutic deleting your ex-spouse’s D&D character from your D&DBeyond Campaign matrix. It’s the little things that help you heal.

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@JesseBWatters “What kind of man goes grocery shopping with his wife?” Men who aren’t defined by your misogynistic definition of masculinity. You really have nothing better to do? I could think of 20+ things for you as a “news reporter” could talk about.

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Ok internet, please let SB 2319 become known to @TheDailyShow @RealTimers @StephenAtHome @jimmykimmel @FallonTonight

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@Zak_Bagans Care to share any thoughts or feelings on the demolition of Bobby Mackey’s?

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@Meta

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Caleb Widogast for MVP. That was badass. #CriticalRoleSpoilers

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I find it immensely interesting that @samriegel brings such realism to his characters, whether it is a conscious decision or not. Veth has replaced drinking with gambling, because she needs a vice as an addict. #CriticalRoleSpoilers

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They really should have made up name plates to hold up in front of them. #CriticalRole

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How do you know when you and your player are in complete sync after 10+ years of play? You both make the same sound effect noise with your mouth, at the exact same time. @matthewmercer @executivegoth #CriticalRole

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10 years. It took 10 years for Grog to be able to use us background of a cobbler. That’s so Vox Machina. #CriticalRole

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@jk_rowling Shut the fuck up, you TERF

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@matthewmercer I know you grew up in the south and probably had to deal with that fire and brimstone preaching, but Martin Luther was a biermeister while being a monk for the Catholic Church before he nailed the 95 Theses to the door. #CriticalRole

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Umm, has anyone checked in on @LaurieHernandez since Ep. 7-9 of #LegendOfVoxMachina has dropped? @CriticalRole #LoVM