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LIV, laugh, Golf

[Wuphf @TheWuphf]

@Corruptstory2 @rickyberwick @johnnyhellodepp Doesn’t hurt as much as this ratio

[Wuphf @TheWuphf]

When the Jehova’s witness boys showed up to the Lark’s alumni picnic

[Wuphf @TheWuphf]

“The longer you live, the the more likely you are to keep living”

Probably the best quote I’ve heard in a retirement webinar

[Wuphf @TheWuphf]

I’ve always known Spike Lee as a super Knicks fan and actor/director. Tonight was the first time I actually wondered what movies he was a part of. Have never seen a single one

[Wuphf @TheWuphf]

I’m so happy people are seeing this con man for what he truly is

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

@BarackObama You were the most divisive and racist President in history… and belong in prison for treason.

[Wuphf @TheWuphf]

“Kansas man wears dodgers hat while pitching for the dodgers”

[Not Gaetti @notgaetti]

Whatever your beliefs, it should horrify you that a guy who gets paid $11,000,000 per year can’t be bothered to wear his employer-assigned uniform for the 5 minutes he spends in the ballgame.

Blake Treinen is not a team player.

[Wuphf @TheWuphf]

“Baseball player wears normal uniform”

[js9innings @js9inningsmedia]

Last night the Los Angeles Dodgers had their pride night as every player was wearing pride hats.

Blake Treinen was not wearing a pride hat when he entered the ballgame.

[Wuphf @TheWuphf]

Hahahahaha. Nobody has provided a good reason to join a conference. If they did they’d still have to play bums like you

[Bret Bielema @BretBielema]

Some guys really like to talk about something that could happen and who they might play…. Actually it’s pretty easy just join a conference 🤷‍♂️👊🤷‍♂️

[Wuphf @TheWuphf]

@Acethedawg2 Woke is broke. It’s the year of the maga golfer

[Wuphf @TheWuphf]

#NewProfilePic

[Wuphf @TheWuphf]

Used to shave my throwing arm after a bad outing. I was clean shaven for most of the spring season every year

[🌊 @S0NNYSTYLES]

They were right when they said every pitcher has Autism

[Wuphf @TheWuphf]

Grabbed a water and a Gatorade for the round today. Didn’t realize until I pulled up to the first tee that I grabbed the Gatorade off the wrong shelf. Nothing like a vodka Gatorade surprise before the clock hits 7

[Wuphf @TheWuphf]

Yeah this one is by far the best

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

That’s why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[Wuphf @TheWuphf]

Spotify’s new app logo is brutal

[Wuphf @TheWuphf]

We going Dr. Chipinski for the win this weekend?

[Wuphf @TheWuphf]

Kentucky Derby but for sloths. 12 hour race that you spend the entire Saturday drinking and hoping the slot you bet on wins. When your sloth takes a nap break you can snag some food, re-stock the drinks, or take a nap yourself

[Wuphf @TheWuphf]

Old guy caught me walking out of the FHSU game and started making small talk. Next thing I know a college girl comes walking by and he asks me if it was my daughter. Do I look like I’m 45?

[Wuphf @TheWuphf]

@WesternLensman CoD hasn’t even dropped a WWXI game and she thinks it happened 80 years ago

[Wuphf @TheWuphf]

I imagine the allies thought the same thing when the Nazis we’re on the 72nd hour of non-stop fighting before the meth wore off

[Nick Bateman @nickbateman33]

This is probably the most impressive athletic feat ever

Averaging a 4 minute mile for 26 straight miles should not be possible

[Wuphf @TheWuphf]

@Acethedawg2 Do I have a place for you

[Wuphf @TheWuphf]

Need Rex Hudler back in my life