Taylor Johnson

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[Taylor Johnson @TheWurlyBirds]

Cool I was curious

[Dr. Phil @DrPhil]

T-shirt time

[Taylor Johnson @TheWurlyBirds]

@DrPhil He probably farts on her and rubs soy sauce on that grand bald dome up top

[Taylor Johnson @TheWurlyBirds]

@flightlessamps @ABCSharkTank This guy gets it. Someone get Mark Cuban on the horn.

[Taylor Johnson @TheWurlyBirds]

Hey @ABCSharkTank I have a really good invention pm me you don’t want to miss out on this

[Taylor Johnson @TheWurlyBirds]

@Robin_McGraw @DrPhil Two fuckin idiots

[Taylor Johnson @TheWurlyBirds]

@flightlessamps there needs to be a game where both teams only play defense

[Taylor Johnson @TheWurlyBirds]

I’m back sorry I went to see my cousin for a couple years I’m back now what’s up guys

[Taylor Johnson @TheWurlyBirds]

I have never once been scared by how fast jimmy johns prepares my sandwich

[Taylor Johnson @TheWurlyBirds]

@jdmcphersonjr Tiki's fueled by cut off sleeves soaked in dip spit

[Taylor Johnson @TheWurlyBirds]

@realDonaldTrump The main thing you're hurting is my butthole.

[Taylor Johnson @TheWurlyBirds]

just saw a girl wearing a fedora haha idiot

[Taylor Johnson @TheWurlyBirds]

Party galaxy is just a store, it's not even in fuckin space

[Taylor Johnson @TheWurlyBirds]

Why does my neighbors dog have to bark so mother fucking much? Asking for a friend...

[Taylor Johnson @TheWurlyBirds]

@realDonaldTrump I'll bet discuss your buttholes

[Taylor Johnson @TheWurlyBirds]

Hey @waynecoyne what's your favorite type of hair to eat

[Taylor Johnson @TheWurlyBirds]

@realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr More like the commander in butthole

[Taylor Johnson @TheWurlyBirds]

@billoreilly You can help my butthole

[Taylor Johnson @TheWurlyBirds]

@realDonaldTrump They can come through each other's buttholes

[Taylor Johnson @TheWurlyBirds]

@DrPhil I have this rash on the back of my thorax. Thoughts?

[Taylor Johnson @TheWurlyBirds]

I'm yet to see a cut that I consider super come from Supercuts