Anthony Cinquegrana

I now identify as a 6’11 starting power forward for the Miami Heat
Pronouns: Well/Hung.
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Did someone in the Yankees locker room steal Jobu's rum?

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What is the banana to terracotta ratio in Vicinity of Obscenity?

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They told Senegal they could be anything and they chose to be the San Antonio Spurs.

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The Chicago Bears beat the San Diego Chargers today, 23-3.

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They put the belt on a guy who's only known to be a screeching lunatic who's only popular because his only character trait is that he has a victim complex and the fans somehow identify with him.

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I wonder who won the Analytical Finals between Cleveland and OKC.

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LOL Spain

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It's weird seeing the phrase "the New York Knicks are NBA Champions" in real life and not in a video game.

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The Atlanta Hawks should be allowed to raise a banner that says beat the eventual champs more than any other team in the playoffs.

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Watching this Knicks is like starting up a PS1 game on a PS1, looking away and pretending not to care when it’s loading to try to make it load faster.

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Danhausen for Finals MVP

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28-3

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Knicks in fivehausen

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Summer Games Fest be like…

“Tales of the Booty Clappers 6”

And I’m here thinking “when did they release Tales of Booty Clappers 1 through 5?”

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You can just put a telephone pole in the key and that telephone pole could play better defense than Harden.

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What was the problem with Chicken Boo being a giant chicken anyway? If he’s capable of accomplishing whatever task he’s performing why is he exiled once he is revealed to be a chicken? AND DON’T SAY “CAUSE HE’S A GIANT CHICKEN!!!” I don’t want to hear it. Game recognizes game.

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If Mixtape wins GOTY, I swear to Jebus, I’m going to start drinking.

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Madison, in HR: This is Brad. He's got a masters in accounting. A perfect 4.0 in all his college courses. And perfect score in all four parts of the CPA exam. His defect is, he's a taurus.

Becky, in HR: ICK!

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HR is like that joke in a cartoon where there’s an emergency kit that says “in case of emergency, break glass” but behind the glass is a dust pan and a broom to clean up the broken glass.

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The Wyatt Sicks will debut on AEW next week as the Rotunda Renegades.