Fake Pete Yalango

[Fake Pete Yalango @TheYalangoKid]

@pedakeen Who me? Sorry, too busy drinkin baby

[Fake Pete Yalango @TheYalangoKid]

When you're the second best Pete in the house. #yalangoproblems

[Fake Pete Yalango @TheYalangoKid]

My Christmas present came early this year.....I am the champion, I AM THE CHAMPION! #kingofkings

[Fake Pete Yalango @TheYalangoKid]

I hope Garden Stree in ready, the reign of the Yalango Kid is about to begin. If you guys thought I was annoying the first time, just wait.

[Fake Pete Yalango @TheYalangoKid]

Happy Friday buddies! Can't wait to get crushed this weekend...and then spend Sunday curled up in a ball, looking miserable. #crushmebaby

[Fake Pete Yalango @TheYalangoKid]

@ShaunFean Drunken business man? You stole my bit! You gotta at least buy me a drink asshole. #crushmebaby

[Fake Pete Yalango @TheYalangoKid]

Retweet this if you think I should tweet more often. #pjcalamity #tweeterpeter

[Fake Pete Yalango @TheYalangoKid]

Let me taste your tears, Tom! Hahaha RT “@BostonGlobe: VIDEO: Tom Brady clutches leg during practice http://t.co/N5vBzcoQiD”

[Fake Pete Yalango @TheYalangoKid]

@LaurenODonnell_ Crush me baby!

[Fake Pete Yalango @TheYalangoKid]

Lunch is for losers. #beachlife #ridethedragon #nofilter

[Fake Pete Yalango @TheYalangoKid]

When you almost choke to death on a plastic shot glass. #yalangoproblems #deweyproblems

[Fake Pete Yalango @TheYalangoKid]

Nuts are good. #popcornproblems

[Fake Pete Yalango @TheYalangoKid]

When the shower head in the outdoor shower is too low to douse your burning bush. #yalangoproblems #deweyproblems

[Fake Pete Yalango @TheYalangoKid]

I can't believe it's finally here!!!!! #dewey

[Fake Pete Yalango @TheYalangoKid]

Nothing beats a steaming bowl of jambalaya on a hot summer day. Even better with a side of blackened chicken. #cookingwithpete

[Fake Pete Yalango @TheYalangoKid]

Is it International Talk Like Yalango Day yet? #mydaywillcome #waaah

[Fake Pete Yalango @TheYalangoKid]

Hope all my buddies had a good time in Port Jervis, a town that makes Poughkeepsie look like Manhattan.

[Fake Pete Yalango @TheYalangoKid]

@ShaunFean You'll be lucky if all you get is a burp opera. More likely you'll have to hear a full fledged Symfartony. #yalangoproblems

[Fake Pete Yalango @TheYalangoKid]

Another Mini Golf in the books, once again no lessons learned. Gonna be a long trip back to Raleigh. #yalangoproblems

[Fake Pete Yalango @TheYalangoKid]

When everyone you've ever had as a roomate has punched you in the head. #yalangoproblems