YoungandCaffeinated

Monday-Friday 1pm: A soap opera on twitter from the creators of the Kalita Wave and every pourover rack discarded. The coffee life has never seemed so extracted

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Ep22: A knock at Trisha's door. T: "Who is it?" Chet: "It's me Trish, open up!" T: "I told you never to come here!" C: "I've been fingered!"

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Ep21: Bret, a fellow barista @Starbucks B: "I wonder if He-Man had criteria for dating, like no He-She-Man..." Tim: "I killed someone..."

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Ep20: Trisha wakes up the next day, groggy and hungover. Next to her is an empty bottle of #Fernet and a severed hand with only four fingers

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Ep19: Chet wakes next day, goes to grind coffee, realizing burrs have been replaced w/blades. Next to it is a bag of Sumatran...and a finger

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Ep18: Tim wakes up in his bed, only to notice his bike has been converted from fixed to single speed. Attached is a note; "meet me at 4pm!"

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Ep17: T: "Fine, only because I don't wanna go back slinging juice for you!" B: "Yes, just long as we don't end up slinging license plates!"

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Ep16: S: "I know you still have it in you! You're a 3 group head w/a bad gasket just waiting to explode!" C: "I'm not that person anymore!!"

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Ep15: T: "I have a cat and he has PERFECT vision, so thank you but no!" Tim storms off leaving his apron, where Mindy puts her business card

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Ep14: T: "You wouldn't!!" B: "Try me!!" T: "*gasp!*" Long Pause. Long Pause. Long Pause.

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Ep13: C: "What?! You know I can't do that! I'm on parole!" S: "I'll make it worth your while. Just one double shot to the head! Ristretto!"

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Ep12: T: "What can you offer me that @Starbucks can't?" M: "Well, a cat after the first month. After three months, we get that cat GLASSES!"

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Ep11: All natural, all attitude. T: "Why should I help?" B: "I know who got out, and I know who wants shots pulled...from another's chest!"

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Ep. 10: Chet gets into Stephan's car. S: "I need you to get your hands dirty." C: "Want me to pull shots?" S: "I want you to kill someone."

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Ep. 9: T: "What are these barrels you speak of?" M: "They were hand forged from discarded deep v's deep within the mines of Mount Holyoke!"

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Ep. 8: Bloomsie and Trisha come face to face in the organic aisle. BG: "Hold the name calling for later. I want you to do something for me."

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Ep. 7: Chet and Stephan exit prison. C: "How much has changed since I've been in?" S: "A lot! Remember when #cats were evil? Not anymore."

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Ep. 6: Tim and Mindy sit down. T: "Want me for what?" M: "I've been watching you. I have 3 others. I want you to become my fourth barrel!"

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Bloomsie Grindwell, proprietress of 5 @JambaJuice's in largest mall in city. BG: "You look tired?" T: "And you look as jumbo as your juice!"

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Ep 4: Stephan and Chet come face to face. C: "How did you know I was out?" S: Saw the photo. Everyone knows you're out of prison, in Sutro!"

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Ep 3: Tim, unaware of who Mindy is, wonders if anything's wrong. T: "Did you want more froth, mam?" M: "I don't want anything, except you!"