ok

[ok @TheYeager]

every day is bad

[jimmy montague @jimmymontague69]

One thing that rocks about committing to being bald is I no longer ever have to be like “oh do i look good today?” The answer is just a permanent No and i can keep it pushing

[ok @TheYeager]

@SSucksGoG @PriscoCBS @32BeatWriters @OldTakesExposed you're gonna have the worst hate watch season of your life joey

[ok @TheYeager]

@DrewStensland Caught me

[ok @TheYeager]

@levangj18 diddyblud on the calculator

[ok @TheYeager]

@kimchikeeper @BartJarvisBC chess can be employment

[Sulla @spqr_sulla]

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize

[vio @Erogetism]

Manipulating people into trusting me by being transparent and honest and following through on the things I say

[Jon Heyman @JonHeyman]

As usual I’m the only one in the exit row to review the passenger safety card. I don’t see any of these people helping in the event of an emergency.

[NFL @NFL]

This play tho...

[zoë @zoeweeeemama]

It’s octover

[Victoria @arctiquehare]

Why am I doing this to myself Wednesday

[andrew @intellegint]

It’s so crazy how every single person I ever talk to is lying to me

[Mr. Baseball @MisterBaseball0]

Baseball will never betray you. Baseball will never lie to you. Baseball will never sleep with your neighbor.

[Mr. Baseball @MisterBaseball0]

Every day is a struggle but you still gotta step up to that plate and give it your best shot

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

One billion million ants in a blender for dinner again

[tent @tentisback]

the only logical conclusion after losing a couple league games is that no one loves me + i am a terrible human being

[Bryan? ➡️RQ LA @brydude11]

Meow

[The Alien @TheAlienKnows]

The Alien feels insecure at times.

[graypes @bintcrubbs]

i really like this basket, i think im gonna put all my eggs in it

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

i feel a deep regret for basically every single thing ive ever said