Zach Bryson

Country Music, Stand Up Comedy, and other generally needy and attention seeking behaviours

[Zach Bryson @TheZachBryson]

First is the in 5 years. I hope you like it.

[Zach Bryson @TheZachBryson]

@danawhite and @ufc when is @GleisonTibauMMA going to get a chance to run it back with #khabib ? He's the only one who has given him trouble.

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Oh shit!

[Paul Scheer @paulscheer]

This is how you listen.

[Zach Bryson @TheZachBryson]

@MattOswaltVA I wish you were still wearing the jeans!

[Zach Bryson @TheZachBryson]

@MattOswaltVA Aw yes, nothing like relaxing in a pair of jeans!

[Zach Bryson @TheZachBryson]

@ginacarano @juandebouchard Bear Brook was a lot like The Clearing but the whole thing is out so you can listen to all of it. Happy Face, Up and Vanished and Atlanta Monster are just a few I’ve loved so far this year!

[Zach Bryson @TheZachBryson]

@luisjgomez I actually got mad that Norm and Chapelle weren’t on this top 5 but then I realized that this list was made by a guy who thought sucking Bobby Kelly’s dick was a good idea, can we really trust his judgment?

[Zach Bryson @TheZachBryson]

@TimJDillon @trashcanpaul had a real great one today!

[Zach Bryson @TheZachBryson]

@JonnyBones #fedor and #crocop at the same time, handicap match, prove you really are the 🐐

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

OJ needs to join cameo and start making 100K a month.

[Zach Bryson @TheZachBryson]

@thin_beige_line @Chill_items I think they already have one of these saved over on https://t.co/9POznxkLfc I see it up there all the time...

[Zach Bryson @TheZachBryson]

@BernieSanders I have first hand accounts from several service industry workers in the Burlington area who have served you and they all say that you don’t tip. How dare you! These people depend on their tips to live, you should be ashamed of yourself.

[Zach Bryson @TheZachBryson]

@thin_beige_line this is my impression of a college frat guy who just learned about World War II.
“So you’re saying that Hitler killed 60 million Jews?.... that’s so gay.”
Hope you like it! Feel free to try it at parties! Love ya, bye.

[Zach Bryson @TheZachBryson]

@kitbboss just rewatched Season 8, Episode 15 of #kingofthehill and I have to say I think the “drunk on power instead of corn squeezin’” line might be my single favorite line of the series! I had to play it back about 30 times before I could finish the episode. It’s pure genius!

[Zach Bryson @TheZachBryson]

@TheoVon Yo Theo, why won’t they invite you on YMH? Did you slip Christina that Louisiana Licorice stick or what?

[Artie Lange @artiequitter]

Artie reached out and asked us to post this for him: Pumping gas and reading Howard Sterns new book, which is great by the way. I read in 2004 Trump interview with me there. I’m reading about the POTUS when a guy yells at me “ yo fill it with regular” lol, my crazy life!

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

John Candy comedic genius and just like... comedic genius, comedy hero, person I still watch constantly and will always idolize. That’s it. Good job @VancityReynolds.