~ z a n e ~

screenwriter • cat dad

[göwthër @gowytxt]

“ sooner or slayyyter ”

[~ z a n e ~ @TheZaneTrain00]

new single just dropped. stream and share pretty please 🙏 it’s a magical sexy bop you can get down to. #newmusic #indieartist #newsingle #music . https://t.co/n4f22nM1uO

[~ z a n e ~ @TheZaneTrain00]

Am I Okay? That’s a country song right? I don’t even listen to country music but I relate to that shit right now.

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Senators unanimously approve a resolution to withhold their own pay during future government shutdowns. https://t.co/VL4LtG8kAC

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

I will never understand how anyone could be a Republican.

[c @cannibalyyysm]

i want
1. sex, money, drugs
2. chains on my chest
3. vintage celine
4. diamond grills
5. champagne bottles i get for free

[t @optisues]

the way kamala’s aide came up to the podium just to serve face and walk away will forever talk me out 😭😭😭😭

[~ z a n e ~ @TheZaneTrain00]

@KeshaRose what can I do to get you to come to my big fat gay wedding next year ?

[HEEDlE @Heyheedie]

just seen someone call sydney sweeney Adolf Titler

[ꕤ @glindaupland]

i’m sorry but katy perry is actually one of the funniest pop stars of all time

[Mambo Italiano @mamboitaliano__]

The video of Paris Hilton’s bodyguard at Coachella constantly following her around is the best metaphor I’ve ever seen for my anxiety that never leaves me alone not even when I’m out there hopping around on the grass dressed like some kind of fairy nymph

[nicholas (confessions II era) @ic0nick]

1. I stay straight
2. I stay bad
3. I keep my finger on the TRIGGER
4. I’m so wet
5. my hos mad
6. if I get drunk might have to RING HER

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

the way her friend bol in her face like that will forever have me in tears like LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[Latino USA @LatinoUSA]

Texas has some of the country’s toughest anti-trans laws, including the infamous Bathroom Bill signed by Gov. Greg Abbott.

But, one duo is unapologetic: “We’re big ass trans women from South Texas.” Meet the Real Estate Dolls↘️

https://t.co/kQqONe2gS8

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Everyone is out of their fucking minds.

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

If he’d threaten to murder an entire civilization, you can be pretty sure he raped those kids.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is a threat of genocide and merits removal from office. The President’s mental faculties are collapsing and cannot be trusted.

To every individual in the President’s chain of command: You have a duty to refuse illegal orders. That includes carrying out this threat.

[Queen ♡ @QUEENP0P]

They gave us this one last masterpiece and then disappeared from Hollywood.

[John Alexsander @j__Alexsander]

Me fighting with Kristi Noem

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

this diva truly changed history😭