Zeus, more or less

Writer. Author. Storyteller. Says fuck A LOT. King of the Gods, probably. You don't know.⚡️⚡️⚡️

Host of Bolded Slugs: The Podcast

[Zeus, more or less @TheZeusJuice]

Heya Henchfolk. So, um, not here much at all. What with the AI and the UnBlock crap, I'm probably leaving Twitter for good this time. The Industry is...gone, and I'm too old and tired to chase cars anymore. This place used to be cool, and now it's not. DM me if you want my number

[Zeus, more or less @TheZeusJuice]

I lost my Dad last night, and it's hard to process. If you can help ease the burden during this difficult time, please consider supporting. Every bit counts. Please share. https://t.co/YYcd0uuEJS

[Zeus, more or less @TheZeusJuice]

I lost my Dad last night, and it's hard to process. If you can help ease the burden during this difficult time, please consider supporting. Every bit counts. Please share. https://t.co/YYcd0uuEJS

[Zeus, more or less @TheZeusJuice]

Bye Henchfolk

Check the pinned Tweet if you want. I'll burn more bridges, maybe, with some heretical tweets in the future. Bridges are dumb and should be set on fire anyway🔥

Dunno about BlewSkie, but I have it, same name Always remember, Jayson Smiley is a fraud and a liar😄

[Zeus, more or less @TheZeusJuice]

And finally. The Blacklist is a scam. No "Working Lit Agent" spends more time on Twitter than repping clients. The Industry hates you unless you're Rich, White, or Rich & White and Male

Tech Bros ruined Film. Business Majors ruined TV

Don't shoot on an iPhone. Buy a Canon MK II

[Zeus, more or less @TheZeusJuice]

ALSO since blocked folk will be viewable again maybe I can see the reactions from this gem of a DM. If anyone knows Ole WGAMTG (iykyk) Jenny tell her Zeus said to lick my butterscotch butthole.

[Zeus, more or less @TheZeusJuice]

You are a twat. You made nothing. You created nothing. You contribute nothing. This is not art. This is not craft. No matter how much you love them, the machines STILL won't fuck you

I hope the AI cock you gobble makes you watch when it uses your ideas to make someone else money

[Aneesh Chaganty @aneeshchaganty]

A few weeks ago, i was given early access to movie gen from @Meta. My only instructions were to make something with it. As always, a very special thank you to my mom, who digitized over 100 hours of home video footage to make this story possible.

https://t.co/4uF3dieZEO

[Zeus, more or less @TheZeusJuice]

*losers gets autocorrected to lovers in my phone.

Truly I'm a lover not a fighter, you pricks.

[Zeus, more or less @TheZeusJuice]

I truly hope these fucking twats who hype AI lose the same amount of money that the fucking lovers who said that NFTs and Crypto would fund the next generation of films

Assclowns the lot. Yes David, that means you. NFTs? You're a Producer, dipshit. I hope your dick falls off

[Zeus, more or less @TheZeusJuice]

On my way off Twitter...I'm just gonna tell a bunch of these "Working Pros" how much they fucking suck, are assholes, and by using AI in ANY capacity they are BANKRUPT creatively and I genuinely hope they find themselves replaced by the plagiarism machine they hype. Fucking chud

[Jason Blum @jason_blum]

We worked with a few filmmakers - including @aneeshchaganty -and had them test out @meta AI tool Meta Movie Gen. check out what aneesh put together in: i h8 ai

https://t.co/UdW6HbTLoX

[Zeus, more or less @TheZeusJuice]

@joescreenwriter I have Blewskie so if I go anywhere I'll go there. Same username

[Zeus, more or less @TheZeusJuice]

Heya Henchfolk. So, um, not here much at all. What with the AI and the UnBlock crap, I'm probably leaving Twitter for good this time. The Industry is...gone, and I'm too old and tired to chase cars anymore. This place used to be cool, and now it's not. DM me if you want my number

[Zeus, more or less @TheZeusJuice]

@sociokathy ...respectfully again

[Zeus, more or less @TheZeusJuice]

...and? He fucking bribe em? Blackmail? You did the setup part but not the punchline.

This is terrible storytelling and if you're a Lawyer may the gods have mercy on your Closing Arguments.

[SMB Attorney @SMB_Attorney]

A friend of mine from law school applied on transfer to Duke (a top-10 school) after his first year at a lower-ranked law school with worse employment statistics.

Transferring law schools is rare and Duke only takes a handful of transfers each year.

Duke denied his application.

He called the admissions office 8 times asking to meet in person with the head of admissions.

They said no 7 times.

The 8th time, he said “I actually happen to be driving past campus,” so they caved and told him to come in “but for five minutes only.”

Five minutes turned into 45, which turned into them learning “new information” not on his application.

They admitted him.

I think about this often.

[Zeus, more or less @TheZeusJuice]

BROOOOOOOO. I'll happily give you rope if you're just gonna hang yourself with it.

[LEO @Leo_Tweets]

#Leo gets quiet before they get disrespectful. They give you a chance to leave them alone.

[Zeus, more or less @TheZeusJuice]

@TeamHerrold You buying my tickets, Chuckles? You payin my fare? Maybe shut the fuck up and stop trying to make YOUR preferences MY standard.

[Zeus, more or less @TheZeusJuice]

Respectable? Who the fuck for? YOU? Bitch I ain't know you. Fuck I gotta impress you for? Who the fuck are you?

You ain't my boss. You ain't my momma. You didn't buy my ticket. You can sit there in your "Business Casual" and smell my bagel farts through my sweatpants, Danny

[Daniel Herrold @DanielHerrold]

I’ll never get the sweatpants at the airport.

Not saying wear a suit when you fly, but at least look respectable.

And yes, you can look respectable and be comfortable. I just don’t buy that excuse.

[Zeus, more or less @TheZeusJuice]

We are the dumbest fucking species on this entire planet.

[AF Post @AFpost]

“Hawk Tuah” girl podcast now fourth most popular podcast in America.

Follow: @AFpost

[Zeus, more or less @TheZeusJuice]

"Staying together for the kids" has ruined more children than divorce ever has, or ever will.

[Zeus, more or less @TheZeusJuice]

I cannot...after 20 god damned years...ever forgive Steve Austin for the What Chants.

I hate them. They ruin SPECTACULAR promos because Americans are fucking dumb.

#WWERaw

[Zeus, more or less @TheZeusJuice]

Um. Hi. Are you fucking stupid? They've been touring...like worldwide...for 2 decades.

Do you know who Paramore even is? Fucking robots, I swear.

[belén @tameimpalamusic]

the eras tour has definitely prepared paramore to perform in any type of stage now truly and also gotten taylor wayyyy more comfortable love that for him