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the tres horny boys

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you can think outside the bun all you want, taco bell, you just have to do the shit good

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boy land?¿
Boy Land

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yea i was gonna say, "take an arm, baby!"

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i wanna fuck garfield the deals warlock

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fantasy costco, where all your dreams come true!
(we got a deal for you)

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Bureau
Of
Outstanding
Balance

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and then we take, y’know, a twenty minute nap while the whispers happen, and then we go home and make love

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goddammit we love domes around here

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IM TAKING THIS SPECTRAL HORSE BY THE REINS, MAKIN RED ROBES REDDER WITH BLOODSTAINS

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everybody just kinda tea bags this bear

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Bureau
Of
Outstanding
Balance

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statistically speaking, at least one of our listeners has just discovered they are in possession of The World’s Worst Fetish

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god lied god lied God lied god lied god lied God lied

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open rp: you are in the clothing department of the fantasy costco and garfield the deals warlock is helping you pick out shorts

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you can slime AND climb just like a spider

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you’re like a pokemon master of angels

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enjoy these shitty small books

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i don’t want you to have an infinite bag of boys.

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you have a single potion of invisibility, if shit gets crazy

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jenkins has cut holes in all my spoons. How will I eat soup now