Texas Pete 🌻🇺🇦🌻

skeletor is my spirit animal. Obnoxious mustang driver, Professional sad boi & legally ordained Whataburger evangelist. (He/Him). #Blacklivesmatter

[Texas Pete 🌻🇺🇦🌻 @The_1_Squatch]

I'm sorry y'all I know I'm annoying but not much feels as good as yelling into the empty void

[Texas Pete 🌻🇺🇦🌻 @The_1_Squatch]

@VyceVictus God damnit I love me some big women

[Texas Pete 🌻🇺🇦🌻 @The_1_Squatch]

The ocean is so cool

[Bolu Babalola @BeeBabs]

this gave me anxiety and i had to stop scrolling down https://t.co/h3DzwivBd9

[ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ @chaclobro]

Do y’all wash y’all water before you boil it?

[The Mrs.Gravely @mikeysmom04]

@charliekirk11 💋💋💋

[Thor Benson @thor_benson]

The first guy is saying the second guy is too powerful

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

#childlabor #AI #capitalism

[VyceVictus @VyceVictus]

Black people in #Starwars
Black War Jesus
Governor SuperFly
Captain Bussagun
IceCream CryptoBro
Guerilla Frederick Douglass
Finn-187
Gus w/ Lasers
SpaceHorse girl
SpaceCreed
Mixed-RaceWar Hero
Thandie Neutron
Beige Panther
Mandem Innit
Dr Feelgood
Flashdancehall Queen
Cris Santos

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Imagine if the governor of a blue state told a company from a red state not to bring its ‘MAGA’ employees to their state. Rightwing media & the GOP would melt down.

As ever, conservatives get to demonize/delegitimize certain cities and citizens, but never the other way around…

[Texas Pete 🌻🇺🇦🌻 @The_1_Squatch]

@MichaelPHuber All time classic dad/grandpa joke

[𝚂𝙾𝚄𝚃𝙷𝙿𝙰𝚆 𝙴𝚇𝙲𝙴𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚂𝙼 @SouthpawLeftist]

After Elon offers a “1 million dogecoin” bounty to anyone able to prove his family had an emerald mine fortune, his DAD comes out and says “um, can I get in on that, cause I totally have proof of it” 😂 😂 ☠️

[Internet Today @InternetTodayTV]

Blue Check = Block

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Hard to overstate how much worse things are going to get in a country where the population is armed to the teeth then conditioned to live in a constant paranoid state of fear.

[VideoArtGame @VideoArtGame]

Bloodborne x Cartoon Network

Artist: @Berardbro

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

NEW: Ralph Yarl, 16, was shot twice by a white man in Kansas City after accidentally ringing the doorbell of the wrong home. The man shot Ralph in the head through his glass door, and then when Yarl was already bleeding out on the ground, shot him again: https://t.co/w3tYQvcpyj

[Shayan Sardarizadeh @Shayan86]

Every detail of the way the classified Pentagon leaks were shared by Jack Teixeira on Discord server Thug Shaker Central and made public months later would get rejected as too ridiculous and hard to believe if it'd been offered as a spy film script to a major Hollywood studio.

[Adam Serwer 🍝 @AdamSerwer]

It’s been a fun decade being lectured on free speech and “safe spaces” from people who want to use state power to prevent themselves and others from ever encountering a book, person or idea these people find unpleasant or disagreeable