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Adulting? I hardly know her.

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Note to men: if a girl did not answer you on a dating app, please do not hit her up on her LinkedIn. Thanks.

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New Squid Games show but instead of getting killed, the loser has their grade 6 MSN chat logs revealed to the entire world

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We need to update the modern work hours:
Summer hours = half day Friday
Winter hours = end at 4PM when it's dark and basically bed time

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Sometimes I think we're really living in a dystopian future.
Imagine you win the lottery, pick out the most beautiful expensive item in a store, go to pay with a wad of cash, but then the cashier pulls out a knife and cuts right into your money and says, "Sorry Ms, this is cake."

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The @HandmaidsOnHulu releasing new episodes on Wednesday morning before work even starts is dangerous...

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Women act like feminists but then charge $50 for a very simple haircut that takes 10 mins and has you leaving with wet hair

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imagine love at first sight but instead of love it's hate, and instead of a person it's winter bikers

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I'd like to see an influencer's ACTUAL morning routine. Like she wakes us, scrolls IG for 30 mins, takes a massive dump, eats a handful of fruit loops as a snack before her "healthy" breaky, and then quickly waxes her moustache before hoppin' in the shower.

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A guy literally tried to mansplain something yesterday and called me "sweety" when I disagreed with what he was saying. Never seen someone back down so fast when I ripped into him. Lowest of low.

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LADIES - 2 SIGNS OF A FUCK BOY TO WATCH OUT FOR👏👏
1. Makes a mess with no regard to those around him
2. Enjoys the outcome with no repercussions!!

Watch out! They're often the cutest ones too😈

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People who think they're too good for Kraft Singles need to check themselves

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Do you ever just stay up late at night practising your Anna Delvey voice or are you normal?

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Would you rather be swallowed whole by a massive python or be someone in your 20s who regularly posts Facebook statuses?

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Yet another winter that I have nowhere I can wear all of my cute indoor boots. You’ll pay for this Covid!!

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What is the first thing you'd do if you won $10 million?

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@baileyberd Almost as good as a drunk Tuesday!

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It’s 2004. You’ve just drowned your SIM in the pool by removing their ladder when you catch a glimpse of yourself in the screen’s reflection - eyes bloodshot from the 6 hrs you just spent building a virtual life. But you could have sworn it was only 30 minutes…
#flashbackfridays

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Rule #1 of working in male dominated industries, remembering to remove exclamation marks and overly polite verbiage when writing emails to male colleagues.

#girlboss