The Angry Mayor

Hello world, you don't know me yet but you will. I'm the angry mayor of Lansing Brewing Company!

[The Angry Mayor @The_Angry_Mayor]

sitting at Gumps grabbing food for the team and a lady walks in asking for a vegetarian option.....

[The Angry Mayor @The_Angry_Mayor]

.... No our 1898 imperial stout is not CBS sorry to disappoint.

[The Angry Mayor @The_Angry_Mayor]

If a beer triggers your "allergies" don't rate that beer! Sounds like you should stay away from IPAs

[The Angry Mayor @The_Angry_Mayor]

Abs are cool and all but have you tried craft beer?

[The Angry Mayor @The_Angry_Mayor]

Why are people afraid of free stickers, it's not like I'm a fake Unicorn. @UnicornOldtown

[The Angry Mayor @The_Angry_Mayor]

Thank you @UnicornOldtown comedy night I'll be reading Amazon Bible reviews all evening

[The Angry Mayor @The_Angry_Mayor]

@FleshLghtBandit @The_Angry_Mayor would be talking to my self. I'm making a statement to the masses

[The Angry Mayor @The_Angry_Mayor]

@TheWorker517 standing across the street staring at us all day has got to make you thirsty. Come have a pint!

[The Angry Mayor @The_Angry_Mayor]

September 29th 9pm come get angry with that crazy unicorn and me @UnicornOldtown

[The Angry Mayor @The_Angry_Mayor]

@UnicornOldtown Oktoberfests are traditional, pumpkin beers are basic. A mystical unicorn could never be basic which is why we are throwing a party together

[The Angry Mayor @The_Angry_Mayor]

There isn't spice in an Oktoberfest..... Stop with the wanna be cicerone evaluations on untapped

[The Angry Mayor @The_Angry_Mayor]

When a unicorn retweets u and u just want to call it out for having a hoof growing out of its head. I don't believe ur real @UnicornOldtown

[The Angry Mayor @The_Angry_Mayor]

Can everyone just pump the brakes on pumpkin spice beers in August. #basic

[The Angry Mayor @The_Angry_Mayor]

@BJCP_Official Well aware of what you guys do, your app is a great hand held way for the every day consumer to educate themselves on styles and history

[The Angry Mayor @The_Angry_Mayor]

So person on untapped who we won't name. You are correct our American stout is not an RIS but I wonder if you even know what that stands for

[The Angry Mayor @The_Angry_Mayor]

Alright, it's called BJCP. It's a free app it tells you the descriptions of all the styles and what the guidelines are.

[The Angry Mayor @The_Angry_Mayor]

If you have never looked at the definition of a pale ale don't call my friend Bloodstream one. #amaturecicerone

[The Angry Mayor @The_Angry_Mayor]

It's gose not gueuze! Two different countries! Two different styles!