Austen

James Dean's bloodline (not the sausage guy). From disciple to quaker to raider (of purple hue) to penguin. DPT. PhD Track. PHYT for Function #ruhrah

[Austen @The_Austonian]

@barstoolsports @ForePlayPod Me after taking one straight to the windshield and realizing it was Daly:

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Honest question. What percentage of Knicks celebrity fans would also show up in Laker gear for Laker celebrity row if the Lakers were in the Finals? I think it’s over 50%

[Austen @The_Austonian]

Could the Cavs act any more disinterested in playing basketball?

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

*unless it’s Met Gala night

[b cunningham @BurdsIVue]

anyway, Dan Gilbert is the 🐐

[Pensare Basketball @PensareBBall]

Are NBA fans blind? 😭 Cavs fans should be mad as hell that this game even went to OT.

1. Ausar reaches over the shoulder for the swipe down strip.
2. Ausar clearly pushes off Allen going for the loose ball.
3. Ausar then trips over his own foot.

[Austen @The_Austonian]

Cavs SUUUCKK

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Put yourself in the arena for the last 7 seconds of Santa Clara/Kentucky

MARCH!

[Austen @The_Austonian]

@SirYacht_ Was sitting in that exact same spot 48 hours ago.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Build The Statue: Jose Ramirez Is Signing An Extremely Team-Friendly 7-Year Deal To Stay In Cleveland https://t.co/exggMIt2JM

[Grits n Football @goodbreffis]

This country band closes with TOOL and I kinda love it.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Christian Laettner play for the win in 2026 goes crazy

[Austen @The_Austonian]

@mamba365 Take it easy

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Giants fans after losing Malik Nabers and Cam Skattebo to season ending injuries

[MLB @MLB]

Your AL Central champs: the @CleGuardians!

[Austen @The_Austonian]

@KFChristian_ @Roger1stCFalls Literally booed Brian Hoyer off the field at a 7-6 record for Johnny to throw 2 interceptions against the Bills and 0 touchdowns. Then proceeded to finish the season 7-9.

[KFC @KFChristian_]

Manziel has more interviews bashing Cleveland than he did touchdowns in Cleveland

[Austen @The_Austonian]

Myles Garrett: “I want to win a Super Bowl.”

Browns:

[Austen @The_Austonian]

The War Against Drugs into break now?? Whoever is running the outro music deserves a raise #SuperBowlLIX

[Austen @The_Austonian]

Taylor Swift getting booed is so Philly and I love it.

[Austen @The_Austonian]

Jeff Buckley “Last Goodbye” leading into commercial break. #SuperBowlLIX

Dig it.