Craig Bowles

Writer, Actor, Narrator, Novelist, Husband & Father

[Craig Bowles @The_Beachman]

The phone number you provided is a premium rateone, which is further theft after you've broken your contract to deliver my time-sensitive parcel. WHEN WILL I GET IT! @FedEx @FedExHelp @FedExForum @FedExOffice #FedEx

[Craig Bowles @The_Beachman]

@FedEx @FedExHelp @FedExForum @FedExOffice WHERE is my parcel! Delivery day ofTuesday 21st, no update, then PROMISED for Friday 24th, and now when trying to track: Too many requests have been made for this shipment, please contact Customer Service at ([phone].

[Craig Bowles @The_Beachman]

@Soc_2023 @Halcruttenden Cunts are useful, reform party wankers are only appropriate in a group circle wank....

[Craig Bowles @The_Beachman]

@AlistairMar1 @Halcruttenden Your confidence in th 'GB Public' is admirable, patriotic, and perhaps a smidge misguided?..... 2016 brought about one of the bigger errors in judgement in Global history..... sending thoughts and prayers to help prevent farage ascending to number 10...

[Craig Bowles @The_Beachman]

@Halcruttenden 'Dear'? ..... rather oi, fascist paedo dick-stain, .... hope you have a massive coronary this afternoon and shit your diaper...., with no respect, the rest of the world

[Craig Bowles @The_Beachman]

@NormHerb @allenanalysis If he truly is a convicted felon, then recent history suggests that he stands an excellent chance of becoming President..... there are plenty of stupid people that voted for the taco-twat!

[Craig Bowles @The_Beachman]

@Halcruttenden Clips? Weren't you invited..... you could have met the next pope....
He's gonna be a Yank...... Pope vance the piteous....

[Craig Bowles @The_Beachman]

@Halcruttenden A condom ..... to protect the shark that he'll try to screw.....

[Craig Bowles @The_Beachman]

@Halcruttenden C'est obligatoire...

[Craig Bowles @The_Beachman]

A little more realistic than the Gaza trump absurdity....

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Incase you missed Trump's congressional speech here is a brief summary

[Craig Bowles @The_Beachman]

@Nigel_Farage @Halcruttenden ..... look!, farage HAS managed to tunnel his way out of his bullyboy chum @POTUS 's sphincter.....

[Craig Bowles @The_Beachman]

@Halcruttenden @Nigel_Farage I think that farage is stuck behind the sphincter of @TheDonald2Trump trying to figure out how to get out..... hence his perceived silence....

[Craig Bowles @The_Beachman]

@TCatch92 @Halcruttenden I thought that only those with taste, a sense of humour and a smidgeon of intelligence bought Hal's dvds.....so quitting the US market wouldn't be even a blip on the financial radar.....

[Craig Bowles @The_Beachman]

@Halcruttenden @ht4083 Such a way with words..... the maga-maniac is still disgruntled about President Z not finding dirt on Hunter Biden, and scared shitless about the exposé of potential paedo exploits on Epstein's plane and scatalogical videos with Russian prostitutes from his boss...

[Craig Bowles @The_Beachman]

@Halcruttenden Damn trump to hell! ....

[Craig Bowles @The_Beachman]

@piersmorgan Surprised to be in agreement with you on anything Piers. Thanks for the clarification.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

"This war wouldn't have started in Russia hadn't invaded its independent sovereign neighbour"

Victoria Derbyshire shreds Carla Sands of the America First policy institute in a spectacular interview

[Craig Bowles @The_Beachman]

Fewer mistakes..... fewer mistakes not less mistakes.....come on Gareth.... thanks.

[Craig Bowles @The_Beachman]

@Halcruttenden you were in a dream I had last night..... also your mum..... it was lovely to see her, but also very sad..... love you xxx

[Craig Bowles @The_Beachman]

@Xander_has_an_X @Halcruttenden Yes..... the sperm-donor's.....