Bellatrix Lestrange

Toujours Pur. @RodolphusL is mine.
Offensive. Cruel. Brash. Apathetic. Arrogant. Proud. Hot-Headed. Pure.

[Bellatrix Lestrange @The_Bellatrix]

@Radgryd I would ALWAYS recommend @SonofLestrange 's snake. A L W A Y S

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@RodolphusL Yes, except I think it was more effective as a warning to the others. I doubt they remembered their wrongdoings post-mortem.

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@RodolphusL Not your finest hour, darling. But now we know, don't we? Six hours is too long to slow roast. 4 and a half was plenty.

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@BlastedBlack I would never train muggle filth to update my tweeter. That's why I married @RodolphusL.

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@dracoabraxas I have no idea what the hell you two are babbling on about. What's this about muggles? @BlastedBlack

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@dracoabraxas I think, darling, you are terribly mistaken. There isn't another Bellatrix. Someone has played you for a fool.

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@dracoabraxas If you want atmosphere put in a dungeon, hold muggles against their will, and conveniently "forget" the silencing charms.

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@jenrt2rn You'd do well to do so. It might help keep you off my bad side.

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Actually, 2 was a lie. I'll wake you up, paralyze you, torture you over a series of days, and then let Greyback have you.

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Two things you can take from this. 1) I do read my followers replies and mentions. 2) If you send me spam, I'll kill you in your sleep.

[Bellatrix Lestrange @The_Bellatrix]

Sent a spam link by one of my followers, opened by accident, smashed the computerbox in frustration. House elves are reassembling it.

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The movies are dramatizations. You'd do well to learn the difference between fantasy and reality. #mugglesaresosimple @AlexusMillah

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I keep forgetting that my house elves have to actually remain alive in order to get work done. #purebloodproblems

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@dracoabraxas Oh, were we replacing words? I missed the memo.

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@dracoabraxas Draco, my favourite nephew. I keep you with me in my arse, always.

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@dracoabraxas Her mother is, therefore, by proxy, she is. Besides. She married a wolf, Draco. She could have redeemed herself, She didn't.

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@dracoabraxas Are you sure it wasn't mine? Why are you cavorting with blood traitors, anyway? #waittilyourfatherhearsaboutthis

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@MurronPaeth4L But that could just be because for me, its like masturbation. She looks a lot like me, you see.

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@MurronPaeth4L Depends on the sibling. You'll find that Andromeda and I have a very special relationship.

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@SonofLestrange I didn't realise there is a specific way that MY mood is supposed to behave, especially not for YOUR benefit.