Samuel Zachert

A picture speaks a thousand words. I'm limited to 160 characters.

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Turns out this whole time Don McLean was actually singing about Tariffs.

#Chevies
#Levies
#American Pie

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Look, I can let a lot of things slide. But Christmas music before Thanksgiving isn't one of them. I'm willing to have a very respectful conversation about this out back with my fists.

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@ash_gibbsblues I saw a fireball streak across the sky around that same time from SE Michigan. It was due west and falling toward the north. Definitely brighter than any recent meteors I've seen!

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"Hallelujah" but the entire song is just Leonard Cohen describing an incredibly complex jazz chord.

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Alexander wept, for the was no more diem to carpe.

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"got any games on your phone?"

No, no I do not. My phone is wasteland of productivity apps and multifactor authenticators.

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The utter audacity of big box grocery stores making sentimental commercials around holidays acting like they're the reason why getting together with friends and family is so special.

Bro, I buy charcuterie cheeses from you, not ambiguous feelings of good will and cheer.

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Advantages to tootsie pop computing are evident. Unlike traditional quantum computing (freezing to measure the magnetic state of superconductors) virtually no advanced technology is required. Furthermore, any energy spent reaching the center is replaced by the tootsie pop itself.

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Pray for college Acapella groups. They're running out of good puns for their names.

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@BrendanBlackmer Was Lot indwelled by the Holy Spirit?

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@olivia_vinson If you were born in the aughts you're 12, max.

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I'd like to go on record stating I prefer to remain anonymous.

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Throughout childhood there was always a latent threat of someone offering a stick of gum only for it to be one of those prank shocking gum packs. Being an adult is boring.

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@BrendanBlackmer I, personally, cannot.

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Just once I'd love to slip 'sanctimonious' or 'platitudes' into a casual conversation without accusations of being verbose. Such are the struggles of persons as humble and pithy as myself.

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@vwolfsbanev My brother lost a sword exploring yon cave in the valley. It's a family heirloom and things haven't been the same since it's been gone.

Could you retrieve it? I'll give you these *unusual gems* for your trouble!

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I will never apologize for saying "it's what it's" instead of "it is what it is"

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In my opinion, the single greatest limiting factor to the range of electric vehicles is going to be how long of extension cords we're able to manufacture.

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I stand corrected. Perhaps the world can still heal.. https://t.co/BuFlRVufQ5

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Society and the world has been on a downward trajectory ever since Facebook removed poking.