Jake

Rumoured to be greatly admired in Pony Club circles

[Jake @The_Bloomer]

@kevlennon1 @LutonNews_LTFC It was Chelsea?

[Luton Town FC @LutonTown]

Jerry Yates has today rejoined his former club Blackpool on a season-long loan, returning to Bloomfield Road for the remainder of the current season with the best wishes of all at Kenilworth Road.

[Jake @The_Bloomer]

Whoever's on the swear button doing overtime

[Luton Town FC @LutonTown]

A look inside the dressing at Jack Wilshere’s half time team talk with the Hatters trailing 3-1 away at Reading before coming back to win 4-3 🗣️

[Jake @The_Bloomer]

We. Are. Massive.

[Philip Whitchelo @PhilipWhitchelo]

Be careful what you wsh for: the average @SkyBetChamp club made an £18m operating loss, vs. a £7.5m loss in @SkyBetLeagueOne. Only one club – Luton Town Football Club, banking parachute payments for the first time – posted an operating profit. 👇

[Jake @The_Bloomer]

"Yousuf Sajjad has left to pursue other opportunities"

*Insert knee slide gif here*
Transfer business of the summer right there

COYFuckin'H

[Luton Town FC @LutonTown]

Luton Town Football Club would like to place on record its sincere thanks to a number of staff who have recently departed Kenilworth Road, recognising their dedication and service to the club.

🔗 https://t.co/SrTrRMZnkn

[We Are Luton Town @wearelutontown]

😂😂 The corruption.

[Jake @The_Bloomer]

Could be the best bit of business this summer. Seeeeeeee ya 👋

[Oak Road Hatter @OakRoadHatter]

@FootballLeagueW are reporting that Player Recruitment Manager Yousuf Sajjad is set to leave the club shortly as part of the ongoing reshuffle of backroom staff.

#LTFC | #COYH | #EFL

[Jake @The_Bloomer]

@ballsdotie Never mind lads. Go again Monday ;)

[Jake @The_Bloomer]

New Years Exeter away last season. Argyle away this season. Blackpool away on a Tuesday both times.

Honestly get fucked EFL

[Luton Town FC @LutonTown]

Our 26/27 @SkyBet League One Fixtures 👊

[Jake @The_Bloomer]

@LutonEye Are you not embarrassed to tweet this?

Not like it will be a struggle to fill - don't need part timers

[Jake @The_Bloomer]

Legitimising it is diabolical

[Luton Town FC @LutonTown]

Great shift, Gaffer 👏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Adriano Del Monte @adriandelmonte]

Ollie Watkins just scored a double to beat Man City, away, after a 3 day session in Istanbul.

[Jake @The_Bloomer]

Cancel all benefits and PIP payments in the blue half of Liverpool

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Anyone with any knowledge of English football history will know that it is ridiculous for Southampton’s chief executive, Phil Parsons, to claim that their expulsion from the Championship play-offs is a bigger punishment than the 30-point deduction imposed on Luton Town in 2008 which led to relegation and almost throttled the life out of the club. Absolutely no comparison and completely weakens Southampton’s attempted argument that being thrown out of the play-offs is “manifestly disproportionate to every previous sanction in the history of the English game”.

There is some good stuff in Parsons’ statement: accepting culpability for Spygate, apologising to those clubs they spied on and apologising to their fans “whose extraordinary loyalty and support this season deserved better from the club”. Well said. But… the rules changed since Leeds United’s “similar offence” in 2019, there is no right to the £200m (it’s not a fine), and to play the whataboutery game and make the comparison with the Hatters is, fittingly, mad. Southampton’s reputation is certainly damaged but at least their very existence is not at risk. #SaintsFC #LTFC

[Jake @The_Bloomer]

"We believe the financial consequence of yesterday's ruling makes it, by a very considerable distance, the largest penalty ever imposed on an English football club."

Wembley Gate of ~£2m is the only financial consequence suffered.

Give your head a wobble.

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

A statement from Phil Parsons, Chief Executive, Southampton Football Club.

[Jake @The_Bloomer]

@storeyjim @LutonTown How's the divorce, Jim?

[Jake @The_Bloomer]

Ninety. Plus. Two.

What a world.

[Jake @The_Bloomer]

Game is gone.

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Ben White clearly made an innocent mistake when walking across the Atletico Madrid crest. He's not showing a lack of respect. He’s caught up in the emotion of the occasion. Simeone father and especially son were unimpressed… #AFC 1/2

[Jake @The_Bloomer]

You'll never sing that

[Kit Geek (Gav Hope) @kit_geek]

KitStat 9⃣

@LutonTown have now worn 9 different "Kit Looks" in League One this season, the most in EFL in 2025/26

[Neil Atkinson @Knox_Harrington]

The best thing about the forthcoming World Cup is that it will tell us what 75% of people involved in football and football infrastructure would love to do with football supporters if only they could get away with it.