Dustin the Hibernation Bear 🐻

Slip and Fall Risk. Formerly QA, UX, and Environment Art. I helped create beautiful worlds! 🚰👨‍🦽🦿🦓
Probably sleeping.
Do 🐉s Age?

[Dustin the Hibernation Bear 🐻 @The_Captain_Dm]

#falloutX

[XBOX @XBOX]

Vault Boy would approve.

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Congratulations! Watch #Fallout on Prime Video April 11.

[Monster Hunter @monsterhunter]

Monster Hunter Wilds. The next generation in the genre defining series.

Launching in 2025 on PS5, Xbox Series X|S, and PC/Steam.

#MHWilds

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@allisondraste Excited noises!!!

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Since Jeff Landry is a little bitch who can't handle this shit being on TV here is the article the advert was based off of

https://t.co/ZILiJAJU17

[The Toy Hoarder @TheToyHoarder]

Come play Pokemon Sleep with us!!

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Dustin TTH: 9990-3559-7368

Nightly sleepers and daily players from U.S.A.

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@BioMaryKirby I... what... oh geez... I'm so sorry...

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#ShinyPokemon in @PokemonSleep !!!

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@FF_XIV_EN #FFXIV10thSweepstakes
Captain Dm
Hyperion

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Presenting Round Three of the #FFXIV ARR 10th Anniversary Sweepstakes! ✨ https://t.co/BwVLM3m6zO

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[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Hello there! We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty…

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@Astropartigirl On one part yay new physics on the other part...

My brain when seeing this: Is that a new Grievous Kenobi meme?

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Had a pretty massive mental health evaluation today, and this came up.

Doctor: Yea... how is AUTISTIC not on your chart?
Me: it was until like 10 years ago when my psychologist at the time said, "Adults don't have autism.
Doctor: I hate this State so much...

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The problem is that so many people want everything to be deep and meaningful.
Most of us can only produce something stupid but enjoyable because we are barely surviving, and you are lucky to get anything at all out of us.
So suck it up and let people enjoy the stupid Mario movie.

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Tldr: I made this mess so that I could use the red fear in Baby Boomers and Gen X to keep them voting Republican so we can continue to create disasters and then rescue the people from them.

[Jay Ashcroft @JayAshcroftMO]

This is a very troubling development. The Communist Chinese government has infiltrated MO and using our land to assault our way of life. I wrote legislation to forbid China from buying ANY land in Missouri, but the Jeff City insiders refused to stand up to China. The China threat is real and as Governor, I will put a stop to their activities in our state.
https://t.co/Tkn4mECilT

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@_TechJess This is almost as good as gluten-free chicken thighs...

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@FF_XIV_EN @ugobananas Captain Dm
Hyperion
#FFXIV10thSweepstakes

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Here's Round 2 of the ARR 10th Anniversary Sweepstakes! ✨ https://t.co/CnYO1ttA3Z

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@StreamOnMax
Your UI is bad... and that's why I am dropping your service...
I shouldn't have to struggle to find what I am looking for.
Your old UI was fairly intuitive and useful why change it?

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@BmtxInc so um... your servers are timing out again...

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@vee4vampy Thank you 💙