Big Mac

The epitome of Tall, Dark and Handsome.

[Big Mac @The_Chiseled_1]

Saw this lesbian last night, did some work on her, now she's getting married to a dude #miracleworking #yourewelcome

[Big Mac @The_Chiseled_1]

Went to a club in Hollywood....shirtless. Girls buy me drinks #HM04

[Big Mac @The_Chiseled_1]

I'm an intangible asset #mindbodyandbody

[Big Mac @The_Chiseled_1]

Happened to walk by the Statler auditorium....Still mopping up the floors after my shirt came off #sorrynotsorry #vaginasdripped

[Big Mac @The_Chiseled_1]

#40%

[Big Mac @The_Chiseled_1]

Shit was rigged #40percent

[Big Mac @The_Chiseled_1]

Just gave my abs a pep-talk for tonight even though they didn't need it #nocrunchesnecessary

[Big Mac @The_Chiseled_1]

Come tonight to take mental/real pictures of my body #tagme

[Big Mac @The_Chiseled_1]

If I was a pokemon, Brock would own me #rock #HM04

[Big Mac @The_Chiseled_1]

Carried 6 handicapped ΦΣΣ girls up the slope today #somepledgeclass...Cardio #check

[Big Mac @The_Chiseled_1]

Girls try to touch me #facebookpokes

[Big Mac @The_Chiseled_1]

Spotted: Girls in Mann stalking me, my body and I...kinda awkward, but not really...XOXO Alpha Man #Iliketobrowsemyself

[Big Mac @The_Chiseled_1]

Posing naked for art students....stop staring, start painting #classicmixup #imgorgeous #chiseledasfuck

[Big Mac @The_Chiseled_1]

Is it weird that when you fuck your girl, she thinks of me and my body #sorrynotsorry #BigMacChiseledFacts

[Big Mac @The_Chiseled_1]

I know you saw my Ivy Man Facebook page....Photoshop can't even make someone that beautiful #blessed #huge #dense #touchme

[Big Mac @The_Chiseled_1]

My sex-V is so chiseled it literally looks like an arrow pointing to my penis #alwayshard #-10percentbodyfat

[Big Mac @The_Chiseled_1]

Sorry for the lack of tweets, I got caught staring at myself in the mirror #wowimhot #rocksolid #mybutthasabs

[Big Mac @The_Chiseled_1]

Girl last night said I wasn't comfortable to sleep with. I said "Yea because you slept on a rock" #dense

[Big Mac @The_Chiseled_1]

Bumped into some girl at trillium...sorry for breaking your nose #watchwhereyourwalking #nosejob

[Big Mac @The_Chiseled_1]

Free piggyback rides to class. This T-Cat holds #10