Oh, Beaver. You got mustard from your hot dog all over your new suit! Gee, Dad. I'm sorry. Maybe it wouldn't be so upsetting IF I WASN'T WEARING A SUIT AT A FOOTBALL GAME!
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Slow news day in Mayfield, you ask? Not when the great Mule Saunders is handing out awards at the Grant Avenue School Father and Son Sports Dinner.
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Beaver: The rules are a lot easier on grownups than they are on little boys.
Wally: Of course they are. Grownups are the ones that make the rules.
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June: I wish we could have gotten the message across with love and kindness.
Ward: Cheer up, June. If all else fails, we can always resort to that.
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THE DUCK
By Theodore Cleaver
Third grade
Once I wished I was a duck
Cause mostly ducks have lotsa luck
They swim around all day in a pool
And mostly never have to go to school.
Then I saw a duck
Hanging in a butcher store
And I didn't wanna be
A duck no more.
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