The Cumm

The Cumm

[The Cumm @The_Cumm]

Charlie Kirk jokes are really funny. But you better fucking not laugh at the fact that I buckdanced and cried because some stupid nіggеr died of a fentanyl overdose in the back of an ambulance or whatever

[The Cumm @The_Cumm]

How do you even end up as an underage faggot? One chance at life and you decide to be a dead end waste of resources right out of the gate.

[The Cumm @The_Cumm]

See that political news? You should stick your finger up your butt and show your mom about it. You’ll save us all

[The Cumm @The_Cumm]

@N64Pak Maybe his mom was right to beat him savagely at every turn. She knew

[The Cumm @The_Cumm]

I don’t always ejaculate straight up, but when I do, it goes through the ceiling and kills a dog or baby or whatever

[The Cumm @The_Cumm]

Is that what you wanted? Is that what I was supposed to say?

[The Cumm @The_Cumm]

Grooming children on forums and then meeting with them for sex

[PlayStation Nostalgia @PlayStalgiaX]

What did you use your PSP's web browser for?

[The Cumm @The_Cumm]

Getting really into masturbation recently. Anyone heard of this?

[The Cumm @The_Cumm]

@Slayersurprise Please don’t bully me in front of The Cobb. I don’t want him to think less of me…

[The Cumm @The_Cumm]

@Slayersurprise @TheCornCobbler I’d love to try this.

[The Cumm @The_Cumm]

Do you think we’ll finally get to see him in his Tijuana days? I’d love to jerk off to that in the theater

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘DONKEY’ will release on June 30, 2028 in theaters.

The film will be an origin story of how a donkey became Donkey.

[The Cumm @The_Cumm]

Who gives a shit. This bit is dumb and I didn’t even think of any good puns. They just aren’t cumming to me…

[The Cumm @The_Cumm]

What’s a sperm to do?

[The Cumm @The_Cumm]

It’s me, The Cumm.

[The Cumm @The_Cumm]

@TheCornCobbler Hope you slept well my angel