The Daily Ejaculater (News)

Ejaculating news on a daily basis. Gave up on reporting news on X, kinda on Instagram, White Sox fan, and provides absolutely nothing.

[Scott Merkin @scottmerkin]

Dominguez in for the save

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@scottmerkin Is it you?

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Imagine the son or daughter finding this out later on in their life

[Punchoutpitch @Punchoutpitch]

Max Fried confirms his girlfriend is due to give birth soon but says he will start no matter what in game 3 for the Yankees tomorrow

[MLB @MLB]

REPOST IF YOUR TEAM IS A WIN AWAY FROM THE ALCS 👀

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I mean he has shit to do

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Pete Crow-Armstrong is at Soldier Field for Bears vs. Jets

[MLB @MLB]

RT if your team won today 😤

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@CleGuardians HA!! 🖕

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#FUCKTHEGUARDS LETS GOOOO!!!

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Love Taylors approach to that at bat #whitesox

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KAY GETS OUT ONCE AGAIN!!

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I LOVE YOU HUDSON 😘

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LETS DO THIS

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

Chase leads us off for Game 1

[MLB @MLB]

Repost if your team advanced to the Division Series 👀

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@whitesox Day 53 of asking for a player to legally change their name and batting stance to Korey Lee

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ALDS BOUND BABY!!

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I love you Chase

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He did great 👍

[Mike @ChiSoxFanMike]

Anthony Kay coming in out of the bullpen. I’m intrigued to see how this plays out.

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Huh

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@whitesox Day 52 of asking for Korey Lee to be in the postseason roster

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LETSSS GOOOO

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Fast as shit damn

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Jose Altuve is safe after Munetaka Murakami's foot came off the base and it's 6-3 White Sox with the game-tying run coming to the plate